Skip to main content

Gonzo

Referring to someone as “Gonzo” means they’re extremely popular, likable, are sexy/hella thicc and get lots of hot sweaty men flooding their dms with proclamations of love and envy (seeing as Gonzo also means peak alpha male). They may act tough on the outside, but in reality are sweeties to the bone and will hug you when you need it most.
Gee willikers, that Gonzo has gone and stole all my bitches again. Ahh, I can’t stay mad at him because his face is so pretty and his butt is so gorgeous.
by NotGonzo6969 August 7, 2022
mugGet the Gonzomug.

Blind Gonzo

When you are too drunk or whiskey dicked to do a blind unicorn.
I was so drunk i couldnt give her a blind unicorn, it looked like a blind gonzo.
by bigEVLwhtman August 20, 2018
mugGet the Blind Gonzomug.

Leonardo x Gonzo

Leonardo x Gonzo is an amazing hot ship (that should be canon) Leonardo wants to protect Gonzo which is very hot. Gonzo is a bottom and Leonardo da Vinci is a top.

From web toon series One Hundred + One spells. (READ IT)
Wow! Did you see that new Leonardo x Gonzo moment? They're super gay! Definitely enemies to lovers.
by Pookiedoodoopoopiepp November 24, 2021
mugGet the Leonardo x Gonzomug.

GONZO

Its when you tuck your dick between ur vut cheeks and have your girlfriend suck it from behind. Like gonzos nose from the muppets.
Hey baby what say ya give me a gonzo!
by RHETT LATHAM January 24, 2020
mugGet the GONZOmug.

Gonzo Nose

When someone takes their penis and lays it on someone’s face, specifically where their nose is.
You still talking to that girl?

No bro, I told her about my fetish and she ghosted me.

What is your fetish?

I’m into giving Gonzo noses.

How do you give someone a gonzo nose?

Lay down.
by PatientZeropointZero December 7, 2022
mugGet the Gonzo Nosemug.

Gonzo

Gonzo is a person with a huge or large long nose also like from the Muppet babies show gonzo had a long big nose...
Look at this GONZO ass bitch.
Meaning look how big that man or woman's nose is. Aka look at this big nosed bitch
by Olneyboi March 11, 2018
mugGet the Gonzomug.

Gonzo Betty

I can’t believe she hucked that 20 foot drop - she is a total Gonzo Betty!
by Amishoney August 14, 2019
mugGet the Gonzo Bettymug.

Share this definition