golden mortgage

1. A golden mortgage occurs when a bank or mortgage company allows the homeowner to sell their property for an amount that is lower than what is owed on the loan, then micturates on the newly dispossessed homeowner.

2. Rejected title revision for a song by a New York City rock band that takes its name from audio compressor settings.

3. A charge widely believed to be included in a sealed indictment against the R&B singer/songwriter R. Kelly.

With his credit in Jeopardy, Archibald reluctantly donned a slicker and accepted a golden mortgage.

The songwriter was shrewdly advised that, whatever he did, he must not change the name of his song to "Golden Mortgage."

Requesting a golden mortgage, the accused allegedly genuflected and looked into the eyes of his stylist's niece with pity and longing.

by A Tabak April 17, 2008

Golden Hexagon

When you’re doing a girl doggie style, and she opens a bottle of Prosecco with her asshole.

We were bangin, and then she suggested a golden hexagon and I was in heaven. Thirsty no more!

by Goldenhexagon February 18, 2020

Golden poop

When walking 2 or more dogs, when the dogs poop at the same time so you only need to bend down once and use 1 bag to clean it up.

Olive and Charlie gave me a gift of a golden poop this morning.

by Cheese05 May 17, 2016

golden glow

The energetic glow that one feels in heightened states of ecstasy and enlightenment.

After years of practice in kamasutra, my partner and I experienced the golden glow and felt an all-connected feeling of bliss.

by truthinwords December 4, 2013

The Golden Fountain

A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)

Keanu Reeves' career is an example of The Golden Fountain.

by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014

golden slurp

an obese women performing the art of pulling out her stomach fat and shaping it as a bowl while a man pisses in the "bowl", then the obese woman proceeds to suck the piss out with a straw. then the man recieves head from the woman, with the piss still in the womans mouth.

bro, i made tha fat bitch give me the golden slurp. shit was tight son.

by mr. flex January 10, 2012

Golden Queer

When a man gets urinated on by his gay lover, he becomes a golden queer.

I heard David Bowie's song "Golden Years" and was inspired to make a definition called golden queer, since queer rhymes with year.

Golden queers, golden queers,
These men got pissed on and now they're, golden queers.

by etaN retsaM June 22, 2011