brass goblin

The old Boomer at the shooting range, who reloads his ammunition, who gets all up in your grill and asks you if he can take your brass.

Brass goblin: *walks up in your personal space while you're shooting, with stinking breath* Hey there, are you using your brass, sonny boy?
Me: get out of my face brass goblin!

by Shadowman556 September 22, 2020

Goblin King

noun: The bulge formed when men wear pants that are too tight.
antonym: camel toe

Those tight pants are giving you a goblin king.

by goblin_king June 12, 2017

Young Goblin

Young goblin is a person refered to ones youngest best friend
Young goblin is some one who’s best friend is the ace boon coon
Young goblin is a ride or die

Yeah I’m the ace but that there is my young goblin

by Cbcraig December 8, 2017

Nipple Goblin

I little goblin that jumps out of random shrubbery and bites your nipples.

Did you see that nipple goblin?

by funnyguy1000 March 25, 2011

Crotch Goblin

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.

That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

Goblin cum

An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.

This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.

I asked for my sandwich with mayo, why the hell is it drenched in goblin cum?

by GAWII April 26, 2014

beer goblin

An imaginary entity that can be blamed for any number of random injuries sustained from a night of drinking, for which one can't remember the actual cause.

I have cuts all over my fingers and there's a bottle cap stuck in my knee. Damn beer goblin got me again.

by wonderweasel May 4, 2008