Goblin Slayered 

To absolutely and irrevocably destroy and defile something, in a shocking and grotesque fashion

(From the show Goblin Slayers first episode)

"Oberyn Martell got Goblin Slayered by the Mountain in that Game of Thrones episode".

Goblin Slayered by Muraxesis June 10, 2020

Goblin Hands 

When you change all of your crypto currency holdings to US Dollar Tether and wait for a better price to buy back in so you can hopefully make more gains.

The market is super volatile right now so I have goblin hands to buy the dip.

Goblin Hands by WÅRSTVRZ June 8, 2021

Goblin Season 

When you have resorted to completely giving no fucks. Usually involves heavy drug and alcohol consumption along with a destructive and gritty lifestyle. Living in Columbia SC is an example of a place that will have a person in a year long goblin season.

Yo man it seems like John hasn't been himself recently. You know what's up with that?

Yeah man it looks like John has gone Goblin Season on us.

Goblin Season by Doctor Sockalingham June 21, 2022

Goblin Drill 

A 4 elixir card in clash Royale that lets your opponent know that your household lacked a father figure when placed. When mirrored, it in turn let’s your opponent know that you take it up the ass. This is a card released in 2016 and should have stayed as a shitty idea some supercell worker high off crack cocaine suggested one day when they were desperate for an asspull money grab idea. While the goblin drill itself is well known around the community to harbour homosexual essence, a specific deck archetype this card can be used in; the cycle archetype, alerts every gay and lonely man within a 500 mile radius that you miss the feeling of a fat one in your ass.

Hey! This guy plays goblin drill cycle!

I bet he likes watching men mud fight naked!

Goblin Drill by GoblinDrillSucks082 July 12, 2022

Goblin Threeway

Woman on her period having a train ran on her by at least three sunburned ginger midgets.

Did you hear, Gina had a goblin threeway last night.

Goblin Threeway by Dark_Arcanine89 December 12, 2022

Goblin-esk 

adjective

Someone who has the appearance and mannerism of a goblin, usually short with a scrunched up face, beady little eyes, and a big forehead. They like mischief, and being sneaky.

Werewolf: Do you know Pat from Worth St.

Puck: Yeah, I caught him trying to steal my pouch of gold, he's so goblin-esk.

Goblin-esk by theedingo1 November 21, 2010

Goblin gang

a name used to describe groups or cliques of people (typically teenage girls) who call themselves alt and wear tons of makeup and have dyed hair. They usually will post pictures of all of their clique at the local shopping mall trying to look like a gang by all flicking off the camera. they all wear so much makeup that they all look like goblins. If you ever say something that could damage their stuck up reputation the whole goblin gang will spam you with threats of what they say that will do. Even though they are all 5 foot 2.

Yo Joey, Today I saw the goblin gang at the mall and I started laughing because they looked so ridiculous. 5 minutes later I had 20 messages of them claiming that they would ruin my life even though they are all so short that a gust of wind would blow them away.

Goblin gang by Joey mother January 25, 2021