GOAT

A retarded ass person with a small penis usually the person to laugh by their self cause no one else will laugh with them cause they are not funny at all!

Alex: YOUR SUCH A GOAT

by Luhvrz December 11, 2019

goating

The act of 'goating' or to 'goat' oneself, is to piss your pants in a public place when under the influence of alcohol

Benny goated himself in McDonalds on New Years Eve with his erstwhile companion Timothy. He then twatted an Iraqi

by Scruttock March 21, 2005

goat

To stab somebody really hard, multiple times, and as fast as possible, with your penis.

If you goat her, that'll put her in place.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

goat

Guys On A Tandem

Wew... that goat just past Justin Bieber's Ferrari...

by 1hs4nn August 11, 2017

the goat

when you tuck your balls and your dick between your legs and bend over as a form of a prank to show your friends

I bent over and gave the goat to my buddy Grant when he came through the apartment door.

by bossassbitch1995 June 13, 2015

Goats

A word that can substitute "grats" other versions of the word are, but not limited to: congoatulations, goats!, GOATZ0Rs and omfgoat

made: by KELLEN AND JOHN - Not homo

sharlok: SUP MAN I JUST GAVE MY SISTER AIDS Tom: GOATS!!!! me: wtf..

by ZeroK0 March 30, 2009

Goat

Lil Wyte

Lil Wyte is a fucking goat, he's blessed us with so many timeless albums and songs, from Doubt Me Now all the way to his self-titled album in 2018, the man is a fucking goat and has so many great songs that you can't just have one favorite, because there's so many flame ass songs to choose from that are all so good. The man is a goat and it's about time we put some respec on his name!

by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022