get off my balls

Way of saying leave me alone, stop breaking my balls,calm down, it will get done, just give me time.

My academic advisor needs to get off my balls when it comes to choosing a major.

by D5H November 1, 2007

Get off my dick

stop following me, get out of my hair

jared: hi bob, u look so cool today!

Bob: get off my dick and get a life!

by Double D1021 December 6, 2014

Get off my dick

A sarcastic way of telling someone to worry about themselves not you

Somebody: why do you say shit like that

Me: GET OFF MY DICK

by New gen slang September 12, 2019

Get off at Sydney Parade

To pull out of a girl before ejaculation. In direct reference to the Dublin dart stop 'Sydney Parade', the term was popularised by Ross O'Carroll Kelly and one of his novels, 'Should Have Got Off At Sydney Parade'. An Irish phrase.

I have no condoms, what the fuck am I going to do?

You'll just have to get off at Sydney Parade, my man.

by Ross O'Carroll Kelly November 27, 2019

Get Off The Cell Phone

A phrase used when someone is unfocused or is not paying attention to the task at hand

"Wait? I zoned out. What were you saying?"
"Come on dad, GET OFF THE CELL PHONE."

by Leanne Young May 24, 2006

get off my jock

An expression that means "Excuse me, you are involved in matters that concern me, not you, so I would appreciate it if you would give me some space and let me do my thing." Basically when someone says get off my jock they want you to back the hell up and leave them alone because you are being nosey and getting involved in shit that has nothing to do with you. Get off my jock can also be used to ask someone to remove themselves from your penis (jock = penis). If someone is feeling on your dick without your permission, the proper phrase to use would be get off my jock. Another time where the phrase get off my jock would be appropriate is if someone is arguing with you and you prove them wrong you can yell "GET OFF MY JOCK!!!!" to be like "Yeah dumbass you were wrong I was right!!!"

Brendan: Who ya texting?!
Christian: My friend from Oklahoma...
Brendan: Oh cool... What's his name?
Christian: HER name is Chelsea...
Brendan: Oh cool is she hot? Where does she go to school? How did you meet her?
Christian: Brendan, get off my jock... It's none of your damn business

by christuhferGTL August 17, 2010

get off my dick

A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.

Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".

"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick

"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick

"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick

by Profficial January 7, 2010