Rusty Gerber

Is the act of taking expired Gerber baby food, smearing it on a woman's anus, and then proceeding to eat the subject out while the woman is on rag. Once finished, you slide the tampon out of the woman's vagina and plug up the anus before giving her a feisty smack on the ass. Then, one puts the woman on a leash and leads her to be bathroom and commands her to poop out the tampon and remainder of the Gerber baby food.

Once the woman has pooped, you force her to turn around and proceed to give her another rim job while she sings "O mio babibo Caro" to the shit in the toilet.

I heard Gary and his bitch got kinky last night - He gave her a rusty gerber

by Lady of the Jai April 2, 2009

gergel

Specific to the sound of one who is gagging on the male sexual organ.

She gergeled on my dong.

by Preston November 17, 2004

gerber baby

someone who is cute and extemely nice

alyssa is a gerber baby

by bear213 March 31, 2009

gepetto

A guy who is able to carve out a woman when the odds are stacked against him (ie. she is surrounded by many other men).

I was in a club in barbados. It was full of dudes, but yet Gepetto managed to carve out the one female in the club.

by darren is me October 14, 2006

Ghetto Gepetto

Someone who has a keen tolerance for crappy objects to the point where people start to think his or her life is a complete dump.

-"Here comes Adam in his piece of shit car."
-"You mean Ghetto Gepetto in his GepettoMobile."

by acrestare July 2, 2011

Gepedo

An older man that is sexually attracted to younger people, esp. adolescent girls. Similar to pedophile, but more specific.

'He's 25 and his girlfriend is 15! What a gepedo.'

by John Q. Black November 12, 2007

Gerfect

It great and perfect at the same time

Man this is the most gerfect tool for the job

by Zack Black September 28, 2008