geometry

1.) The most horrible class ever devised
2.) A chance to fire up your ipod during school and jam for an hour
3.) Can you say text messaging!
4.) When Geo- meaning really hard and Metry- meaning there is no way you can pass the class, come together and ruin your GPA

Im totally failing geometry!

by your name here! May 15, 2005

Gnomes of War

a bunch of gnomes with axes and shovels waiting for you to walk outside one night.

Gnomes will attack u at night if u dont watch out. Especially the Gnomes of War.

by Mutant Gnomes June 11, 2006

Geometry Dash

A single player game that is awesome.

I play Geometry Dash.

by AphoraXD January 25, 2019

Geometry Dash

A game where a square that is racist towards triangles and stomps on top of circles to jump higher (like in Mario). Also other squares help him be racist by letting it stand on them. Also there’s a pink oval that gives him an airplane

Geometry Dash is fun

by UltroGmr March 9, 2022

Geometry Dash Twitter

A bunch of painfully unfunny, sensitive virgins who would find the most braindead excuses to find anything offensive. They burst out laughing when they hear a song from a Geometry Dash level used somewhere in the real world because their parents don't love them. Any American members of GD Twitter are likely to post about how they hate living in America and would call you creepy if you say you like to live in America. They sit in front of a screen 24/7/365 hoping to beat a "list demon" and arguing about pointless things instead of going outside and touching grass. They would kill their parents if it meant a level on the list of hardest levels in Geometry Dash would get moved up. This is bad enough, but what's even more braindead about Geometry Dash Twitter is that they would cancel you for abiding by the pledge of allegiance or saying an opinion that differs from the majority and they will actively try to leak your personal info if you do so. Not listening to instructions given out by GD Twitter celebrities is a one way ticket to being cancelled. There are some good people in GD Twitter, but a majority of the subsection is full of people described above.

A fucking chad: *states an opinion different to that of Geometry Dash Twitter about Nintendo/Music/dogs vs cats*
GDTWT Celeb: Are you a fucking fascist? Holy fucking shit! Deactivate!!!!!!!
The chad: *ignores*
All of Geometry Dash Twitter: You are a fascist. Deactivate Now! *leaks his location*

by The Clown Says "Palah" January 2, 2023

sphincter gnome

The gnome that lives just beyond the outer rim of your sphincter. It lives off of feces and the occasional corn chunk with are considered delicacies among all gnomes.
Every night sphincter gnome has been known to crawl out of your rectim and slap your testicles or tickle your gouch. Human flatulance is also a direct result of the sphincter gnomes growls. These growls are caused because the sphincter gnome tends to get alittle territorial when it sees a large peice of shit crushing its living room.

"god damn-it, my fucking sphincter gnome just bite my penis!"

by truth teller never lie2 September 5, 2009

Crotch Gnomes

A small Nordic people that reside in pubic area of infested humans. Signs of Crotch Gnomes include small log cabins, or burrows in the skin of the pubic area. Initial symptoms may include small smoldering fires, slow burning sensations, and hat crafting.
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits

"I was hearing a lot of sawing and hammering noises last night in my sleep" "Have you checked your pubes? sounds like you have crotch gnomes"

by chocahol March 4, 2008