Family Gathering

An event where you have to interact with your weird cousins, where you're grandma still doesn't get that your aunt is dating ''friend'' Claire and when they disappear to another room they ain't knitting, and you're Uncle Terry likes to get drunk and tell you how the Royal Family are Reptilians and 9/11 was an inside job.

Michel: Hey Will, wanna come over this weekend?
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve

by Big, Big, Martian November 30, 2022

Gathering

The act or process of gathering porn for your porn collection. This is a practice used by hardcore porn fans.

Person 1: Hey bro why are you hiding your pone screen?
Person 2: I'm just gathering for my Calculator + app
Person 2: Bro we are in public! wtf

by dat_walking_meme January 22, 2019

cum gathering

creampie

A friend of mine involved herself in a cum gathering

by Deadpool9703 February 4, 2021

Cunt Gathering

An event where the only person engaged with the music is the DJ or band, while the audience chooses to film the experience instead of being fully present in the moment.

Went to this weird club last night where the cringy DJs were the only people dancing. Everybody was on their phone, no vibe, souless atmosphere, a total cunt gathering.

by Joe Smiff October 17, 2024

Gatherer

Gatherer is a sub-species of the name "Hunter".
Unlike hunter, Gatherer is a sissy and a soy-boy. He has one redeeming quality: He's good with animals, and by extension of that he is vegan. (Hence the name "Gatherer")

Todd: What's that dude's name?
Roger: Hunter
Todd: Looks more like a Gatherer to me

by the indus river valley November 13, 2021

hunt or gather women or fish

A mistaken line said in the trailer for an Xbox game, meant to be would you rather hunt or gather berries or fish

1. Discover, Explore, would YOU rather hunt or gather women or fish?

by Rey mysterifaggot March 1, 2016

Crap-gathering point

A place where hoarders and/or procrastinators put things like dirty dishes, books or other items.

When I checked on my roommate, their room had several crap-gathering points consisting of dirty plates and bowls; their filthy clothes; and empty soda cans.

by anonymous June 13, 2021