garcon

A conceited guy who is full of himself and thinks he is better than everyone else.

No one speaks like Garcon
No one drinks like Garcon
No one eats like Garcon
No one walks like Garcon

No one talks like Garcon
No one smells like Garcon
No one poos like Garcon
No one pees like Garcon

No one sings like Garcon
No one runs like Garcon
No one jumps like Garcon
No one kicks like Garcon

... and the list goes on and on.

by Poo&Roo November 7, 2006

Mr. Garbonzo

A fucking legend

Adam was Mr. Garbonzo today

by Rustey1232 April 10, 2017

flaming Garbonzo

(n). A competition where the competitors stick rolled up toilet paper in their anus'es then light them on fire to see who runs the longest distance without the flame going out.

Dude Me and Jimmy did a flaming Garbonzo and he totally got his ass hair burned off.

by Ruslan_Y February 5, 2009

gazonga(s)

describes any prominant body feature on a girl.(or the sound it makes when unleashed from clothing)

wow, look at her gazonga(s)!?

by Jesus's Penis (a.k.a. J-Nug) June 9, 2003

Garbonzo

Sexual act; having a girl pee on you for sexual gratification; Chickpea

My girl went garbonzo when she came last night! Surprised me but I ended up with a diamond cutter and we did it until it wasn't worth it anymore.

by Ronny James July 11, 2018

gargon

The Klingon word for lonely

"GARGON, my g/f broke up with me"

by batmanisgod May 13, 2005

garbongle

Clusterfuck of random happenings

The people were unable to get through the system, because it was a infrastructure was a huge garbongle, and everyone had to wait.

by Cool shit dude April 4, 2017