Gage 

Literally the worst person you could ever come across. A Gage usually sucks at everything he does, will remain a virgin for the rest of his life, constantly suffering from depression.

Dude, he's such a Gage lol.

Gage by wordfan46727846282 February 6, 2019

Gage 

an anime faggot furry, don't associate with a Gage, they will infect your life with cringe so bad you'll want to bully him so he'll stop.

person #1 Wow he's so cringy, I bet he lives in a fursuit

person #2 Yeah he's a total Gage

Gage by cockrocker95 February 26, 2019

gage 

Definition 1:A person who blackmails and will lie about you to get his own way.

Definition 2:Someone who has a very low reputation and no one, I mean no one will trust with secrets.

Definition 3:A person who will hack into your account, brag about his Pokemon cards, act like a gangsta, and will not listen and wine about everything if he doesn't get his way.

Definition 3:Someone who you can sue for millions of dollar for blackmail, defamation, ruining education, and for disturbing the peace.

Hey, Gage is doing something illegal.

Why is Gage so dumb?

gage by Newpool November 15, 2017

Gage 

A person who is cocky but is not well known, but is friendly. He’s not into sports or social activities. Gage is the person to get no girls

Gage: “Hi”

Girl: “Bye”

Gage by egehheeh May 31, 2019

Gage 

A lame kid who thinks he's cool that goes to WAC school

Gage is so lame ughh.

Gage by Ae-nobody February 16, 2017

Gage 

This boy is a fucking fuckboy on all fucking means. He thinks his dick is big when it is indeed NOT. He is SHIT in bed and he will play with your heart. He ain't nothing but a damn bottom. NEXT. Don't date a small dick boy named Gage.

Veronica: "You dated Gage?"
Elizabeth: " Yup , and his dick is real SMALL"

Gage by hellokittyily143 March 15, 2017

Gage 

One of the worst names possible for a human male. Like who the fuck names their child Gage. Like why???
The name Gage is even worse than Tanner somehow

Me: If I ever meet somebody named Gage I WILL hate them unconditionally because Gage is just such a terrible name. *shudders*

Gage by IntelPentiumMMX March 9, 2020