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Jai Guru DeVa Om

I don't want you to understand a word I am saying, so I will pretend I am from a different country.
In response to questions such as "Where is the nearest bathroom?" you can answer "Jai Guru DeVa Om" and make people think you are either Scottish or Australian.
by White Dude With The Fro April 18, 2010
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Guru Flipping

The act of ingesting LSD, Ecstasy, Mushrooms, and then breaking through on DMT at the peak.
by Topiary DTX September 24, 2019
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Guru Kiran TV

The World's biggest bitch, he thinks he is a fucking Leader but turns out to be the opposite. Just a MotherFucking Asshole.
Wait he is such a bitch and an asshole...
No he is Guru Kiran TV
by purpleegde:)syche May 23, 2025
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guru sri

She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
And she is "Guru sri"
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Tiktok Shop Guru

An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.

They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"
Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"

Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"
by Vantik74 September 9, 2024
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guru sri

She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
And she is "Guru sri"
by anonymous November 24, 2021
mugGet the guru srimug.

guru sri

She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
And she is "Guru sri"
by anonymous November 24, 2021
mugGet the guru srimug.

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