goof ass

someone who says something stupid or does something stupid

Ebonee:i heard u suck oll dude dick
CANDICE:MAN GET YO GOOF ASS OUTTA HERE

by EBONEE August 27, 2006

Goof Fest

A gathering of multiple goofy individuals. Or a person who has the capabilities of multiple goofy people.

Pure Goof: Hey you wanna come to my party?
Linus: No, it's probably just a goof fest.

by Kul_Kar June 6, 2023

goof nugget

Affectionate term for someone who has a habit of doing silly (and oftentimes, stupid) things.

See also, nut bunny.

Mom painted Dad's car pink just to get a rise out of him. She's such a goof nugget!

by Lina Blade June 14, 2004

goof nut

1. A person who repeatedly bounces off the walls in convulsive laughter.
2. Someone who is extremely talented at producing BS and making it sound valid and at the same time completely hysterical.
3. Someone who is obviously in a weird mood and isn't making any sense.

1. I can't believe how hyper Shelly was tonight, she was bouncing off the walls.
2. That durn goof nut tried to tell me da bears won the super bowl last year. he even gave me statistics... durn goof nut.
3. person 1: Hey, what's up?
person 2: HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEEEE! NOTHING.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

by Kim January 15, 2004

goof balls

Slang term for Barbiturates.
Barbiturates, such as phenobarbital and secobarbital, are any of various derivatives of barbituric acid used especially as sedatives, hypnotics, and antispasmodics.
Barbiturates have largely been supplanted by Benzodiazepines (such as Valium, Xanax) due to addictive potential, extensive abuse, and severe withdrawal syndromes.

I need to hook up some goof balls, to help me kick heroin

by narkologik May 22, 2005

goof trooped

To be unfortunately ugly in a style reminiscent of the hideously deformed dog man creatures on the cartoon television show Goof Troop.

Words won't accurately explain the term goof trooped. Instead I suggest you google Lindsay Davenport.

by Cappin Blewballs June 16, 2011

goof juice

Semen ejaculated directly into a woman's mouth, vagina, (a.k.a Hoo-hah) or any other orifice. Often used in a comedic sense, can also turn a woman on to oral sex at the prospect of being "juicy."

Your hoo-hah got pumped with goof juice all last weekend.

by Nickolii April 26, 2006