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glock yourself

When some cunt is annoying so you tell them to glock themselves because they’re a horrible cunt called josh
How about you fucking glock yourself
by Itslittymyg January 14, 2019
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Glockenturmphobia

Guy: I can’t come over I got Glockenturmphobia so maybe some other time
by EspDia January 3, 2023
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baby glockable

Man, that kids a baby glockable
You baby glockable
by Icloneu January 6, 2018
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glocks

it means the stuff you use to shot people
dont mess with em they got them glocks and ks
by IG June 12, 2005
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The Glock Technique

Where you finger a girl like your fake shooting her ( like how the gun moves everytime a bullet is shot)
yo bro use the glock technique 100% recommended
by loldont@me February 3, 2020
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glocker

Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.
I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.
by cuethug April 6, 2004
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glockenspiel

A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.
Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!
by Allenthecat November 29, 2011
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