Gertcosh

A derogatory word use against pabors.

wow you’re such a dipshit
Man I didn’t think I had to say this, but you’re just a little gertcosh

by Poath Pood July 5, 2022

Gertsayn

An autistic monkey with big ol boobies often found in the rainforest it hunts busty grannies for food

Help a gertsayn stole my grandmas panties

by PapaTantan420 May 14, 2023

A Gerty

A long bout of dry heaving where the green bile known as GERD is vomited up instead, usually resulting in missing work.

I got so tanked last night I pulled, a Gerty all morning.

by Ryanyoho December 14, 2011

gerthy

Wide or loose fitting clothing.

"Nah mayne dis shirt ain't gerthy enuff fo me, dawg"

by Hiliary January 1, 2007

gertjaars

Runescape's current no. 1 player. The first person to acheive 200million xp in 4 skills. He passed Zezima in xp, the first time that has happened since the days of Novalyfe.

Hahah Gertjaars pwns Zezima

by obviouslyihavenolife December 25, 2008

gertrude lollipop

When seducing an older woman, particularly with dentures, have her take out the false teeth before giving you a blowjob, creating an enjoyable slip-n-slide experience for your cock.

Dude Elinore Rosenstein gives the best Gertrude lollipops and she pays me for it too!

by justin shitburg July 4, 2008

Gertonincapioniacin

A type of panda that fly's though the water and has the ability to shape shift into a hot dog bun

Paul says "The genie said i could have 3 wishes so i wished i could be a Gertonincapioniacin"

by Paul Friend & Panda :D June 20, 2009