Declan Funk

Jewish

You must be Declan Funk because you don't celebrate Christmas.

by FunkFan530 February 17, 2022

What Da Funk

The nicer equivalent to What the fuck.

See what the fuck.

I don't like What Da funk is going on here.

by Toasty1 February 19, 2009

Da Funk

Something fuckin baws, usually amazing weed or pepspice or anything u can smoke., or something just kool.

Oree: damn bro wat do we do now?
Shlomo: Cop Da Funk
Oree: awwwwwwhh yeeeaaaaa

by OreeShlomo January 13, 2011

Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny

Yo look at the mug haha

Falaron: "Hopefully I can get the mug overfilled by voting yes on the definition of 'Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny' and then buy it."
Exalothorn: "I doubt it, but hey, it's worth a shot!"

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

does the pope shit in a funny hat?

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011

drunk funk

The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.

Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.

by Sacrafix 1 March 30, 2010

Dick Funk

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk

Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad

by SMD111 July 10, 2017