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Internet Fungus

Internet fungus (N): one who habitually uses a PC for 3 hours or more, kind of like they are growing mold on the computer.
There are many habitual Internet Funguses that can be found in the public library, refusing to leave when someone else wants to use the computer.
by Dave Hultgren February 20, 2004
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Fuck Fungus

Dirty fungus that appears on the ceiling after you have had sex for way too long in the shower. It more often appears as yellow dots. Please clean this up immediately, for it is incredibly disgusting. If left for too long it can be toxic.
Aww gawd, you got your Fuck Fungus all over me!
by digitalpacman December 13, 2008
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fungu

Said by Italians its implied meaning is "fuck off".
That drunk loud mouth at the bar picking on the weaker people can fungu.
by jimmybomm August 8, 2020
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dungus-fungus

another word for shrooms because as we all know mushrooms is fungus and it grows on poop
lookie lookie bro i scored us some dungus-fungus
dude wtf you those grow on cow shit right?
by P∑Ω¡sMuƒƒan October 1, 2009
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fungus

A person who has a large belly, pisses their pants, keeps rotting food in their locker and smells like he just took a crap and smeared it all over himself.
Everyone, run! That fungus kid is over there
by schu May 1, 2005
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The Fungus

The fungus is a serious condition that comes to those unfortunate people who suffer from the madness. It's where the anal cavity becomes rotten from excessive anal sex. The anus secreates various bodily fluids. The patient suffers from extreme anal leakage. They are marked by a putrid scent of death and fecal matter. Once a person gets the fungus they are sufferers for life. They can only treat the symptoms by using items like butt plugs and scented tampons. Prevention is the key!
"Omigosh! Look at the trail of poo behind (insert name), I think she has the fungus!"
by betsyslover December 8, 2009
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rectal fungus

Smooth creamy layer some what like moss, with a jagged texture which thrives on left over jizm around the opening of ones anus region
Jeez Barker you gotta get something for that rectal fungus!! it's making it's way up your back...you have no dick
by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005
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