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Butt Fucking a Pussy 

When she asks you to go inside her vagina and treat it like a butt hole.
Ashford: Hey man what do you know about Butt Fucking a Pussy…?

Braylon: I’ve only done it 14 times. You have to really throw your weight around and make sure to save up a behemoth load.

Ashford: Yeah okay that makes sense uncle Braylon. Let’s just hope I can throttle some flesh

Braylon: Good luck nephew. Make sure you break a sweat.

Shaquille O’Neal Fucking a 5’5 Girl

Something that can’t fit through something in any possible way in any circumstance
Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS IS TO BIG! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

Fucking A 

Oh yeah, A. Oh yeah, Oh yeah. Alright. Slower. Faster. Medium Speed. To the left. To the right. Flip to your dorsal side. Ok, don't play with that. Stop. I'm being serious. All right, now we got that settled. How do you do that? That's pretty good. Wait... is that your foot? It is. I see. Okay. Excuse me? Are you sure your bellybutton is big enough? All right... whatever you say. Hey let's get B and C in on this! (Squirt)
Fucking A by fucksoid May 10, 2005

3 fat people fucking in a sleeping bag 

1: When it's far too hot to be comfortable. 2: When you walk between rooms or into a building and there is a sudden and drastic temperature increase.
Arizona in the summer is hotter than 3 fat people fucking in a sleeping bag.

fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel 

when your angry and need something random to say.
fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel! where's my phone?

fuckin asshole dick 

1. what you call your friend when he's a dick and he fucks ass
Nick Cannon: Yeah man I fuck in the ass hole yo
Aaron Carter: OH NO! <("<) fuckin asshole dick!