bouncing waves of fuck-face

no cell phone service, sporadic cell signal causing clipping phone conversations and/or disconnections
While driving in the mountains bouncing waves of fuck-face made it impossible to call mom.
by dead saint September 25, 2009
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Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....
Everyone in the world but me, is a Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features.
by Pimp-Master J August 23, 2006
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fuck face ginger wanker

A useless giner prick that has a fuck face, and is a wanker.
Hey Joey, you're a fuck face ginger wanker
by Beatacus November 12, 2013
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fuck face my ass

An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.
Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...
by Karl Gomes September 18, 2007
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Cold War Fuck Face Off

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
by Chemlock November 04, 2008
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Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face

A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!
Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT
by The Spoof Slayer February 01, 2013
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