frump

a dull and unfashionably dressed woman

That woman is a Grade-A frump.

by Light Joker June 27, 2007

Frump Factory

A place where homely unkept women, known as Frumps, are produced. Production occurs over varios legnths of time ranging from a few days to many years. The steps to produce Frumps include fattening, lack of hygeine, poor taste in clothing, unkept hair and make-up, etc... Frump factories can be found in almost every geographic location, although, there are higher concentrations of Frump Factories in areas like Utah and North Dakota.

Where did all of these overweight, frizzled hair, mothball smelling, baggy smock wearing women come from? There must be a large Frump Factory located nearby.

by slopass1 July 5, 2010

mother frump

A phrase used to define a female who is very annoying and has very bad dress sense - like that of a mother. She constantly asks what you're doing, where you're going, who with etc and has a tendancy to always think she's right.

Did you see her??! A total mother frump

by whyaretherebugsinsidemycomuter!? August 25, 2005

humpty frumpty

a post menopausal woman: round and wrinkled beyond a cure.

Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.

by harpnbard January 21, 2011

Frumptard

a person who has become mentally retarded due to the lack of expression of ones emotional turmoil or distress

Person A: So how are things with Cynthia?
Person B: Man, I know but i just don't, but maybe i'll find out if she still cares, and i just want her to be happy knowing im sad.
Person A:...What a frumptard
Person A aka "Frumptard": Sigh* (proceeds to cry like a frumptard)

by dvst8r February 25, 2011

Frummy

Freaking Yummy

This guacamole is frummy

by FREDERICK SUSANNE August 16, 2017

Frump Kissed

A homosexual sex position. Where two men have sex with another man at the same time.

Max: "Man I got so drunk last night, I got frump kissed by Jose and Eduardo".
Steven: "Wow, well I hope you stretched, ha"
Max: "Honestly, never had a better night in my life.

by apples1230555 August 16, 2018