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Sweaty Freshman

When one has sexual intercourse with the armpit of a passed-out female, such that the jizz dries and looks like deoderant.
Dude, last night I made Jessica a sweaty freshman!
by abjpm2009 July 29, 2009
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Freshman Feaster

Hey dude, don’t talk to Payton, he’s a freshman feaster.

Thats their third freshman of the year, what a freshman feaster. 🤦🏻 ♀️
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Freshman Fuzz

The pitiful patch of pre-beard whiskers that develop on teenagers who are convinced it makes them look older; what you've seen on nearly every male freshman's chin.
Ron grew out his Freshman Fuzz in an attempt to attract some freshman girls but failed, with only a slightly warmer chin to show for it.
by Nick96 September 18, 2013
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lit freshman

that one well known freshman that parties and gets along with upper classmen and considered to be apart of the fun crowd
“Why is she here... isn’t she a freshman?”
“Yeah, she’s a freshman, but she’s a lit freshman... she’s been to more parties that you.”
by tommystone1 January 6, 2019
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freshman hubris

Idiotic behavior among college freshmen, usually in the form of egocentric rambling, that would lead us to believe that they know everything, if we didn't know better.
Is that guy STILL talking about the book he's writing on zen buddhism? He's so full of shit!!

Yeah, he's got a bad case of freshman hubris.
by c_papav April 8, 2011
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freshman fit

wearing solely the gym uniform to school
Ey yo did you see my boy Elijah? He was wearing the freshman fit
by ElijahChungos November 4, 2021
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freshman crush

A boy who's age falls right above the age of consent and just below the drinking age, but is desired by a woman in her mid-to-late twenties
Henry is only 18 years old, but his girlfriend Crystal is 25. She has a freshman crush on him
by JerzNJ April 11, 2013
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