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Franks Monkey

n. Lord of fevers and Plagues, the Franks Monkey, a noted Communist and simian, leaves a 10 mile wide wake of destruction wherever he goes. The Frnaks monkey cannot be stopped, only contained, and doing so often proves fatal, as the loss of life, limb, or genetalia, is sure to follow shortly. Like a force of nature, Franks monkey is an unstoppable raging juggernaught of Marxist malarky, though he can be easily confused. The Franks monkey can be identified by his large communist hat and the bright gold star in the middle, and the words "Franks Monkey" sprawled in blood accross the bill. AKA Grilla Pimp!
"I was walking through the park, kicking puppies, when Franks Monkey rolled up on my shit, put the pimp hand down on me and slammed me against a telephone pole while spouting communist rhetoric, and singing the russian national anthem!"
by Steve Dave April 22, 2004
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franistan

Well, your franistan housing is cracked. We're looking at about $1500 total, parts and labor.
by Dr. Badwrench July 14, 2007
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frand

fan + friend = frand.

Celebrities have them. It's where they interact with their fans (whether it be through through the internet, mail, etc.), so they're sort of like friends, but obviously not quite there yet because they don't really know them on a more personal level.
An actual, real-life friend of a celebrity: Yo man, what are you doing on the computer that's taking you so long?

Celebrity: Oh, I'm just on Facebook... replying to these messages that a few of my frands sent me.
by Ooh Chow May 3, 2009
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Fransico Villa

One of the best if not the best mexican to live Led attacks in New Mexico in 1916
by brown rider March 21, 2004
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franks

1. blissful food
2. having the same meaning/exchangeable with "thanks"
Franks has the best food.
Eating franks last night was so romantic.
by Chris Lou April 13, 2008
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Frankston

Every comedian's favourite suburb to put-down.
Julian: What about you love where are you from. Wait, let me guess, Frankston?

Chas: I had to do a gig in Adelaide the other day. Man it's like Frankston with churches!
by The Man with the Golden Gun January 16, 2013
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frando

The latin transltion of the verb "to frand". When one frands they are making a complete fool out of themselves in order to express their love for a certain form of air transportaion.
Man, that guy is such a frando for loving that helicopter!
by erica shunn June 14, 2011
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