A Sex Position involving three men, and a dwarf woman. Two of the men fuck the girl pig roast style (one in the front hole, one in the back hole) standing up, so that the dwarf girls legs aren't touching the ground. Then the third guy stands next to them, and spins the midget girl around.
by Positioner Pal October 13, 2010
An extremly stupid/retarded - albeit by choice - group of associates who practise extreme drinking, getting stoned, eating ridiculas concoctions of food, acting silly or all of the above to the background of overly loud, great music at any time of day or night, weekday or weekend.
Fortune dogg Egg member 1 : Brruupp!!! Oi you clegnuts, d'ya wanna drink a crate then make fizzy wee?
Egg member 2 : Yeh, just let me finish balancing mousetraps on Egg 3's head.
Egg member 2 : Yeh, just let me finish balancing mousetraps on Egg 3's head.
by spankmeimbritish September 3, 2005
A text message that is missing vital letters that complete the message and help make sense of it.
These messages are usually composed by people that strive to save money by using as little characters possible in a text message, thus altering the message to make it relate to that of an uncompleted word puzzle from Wheel of Fortune.
These messages are usually composed by people that strive to save money by using as little characters possible in a text message, thus altering the message to make it relate to that of an uncompleted word puzzle from Wheel of Fortune.
Text Messenger #1: "hlo, wts up... u cmn ovr frdy?"
Text Messenger #2: "lol, nice Wheel of Fortune Text Message"
Text Messenger #2: "lol, nice Wheel of Fortune Text Message"
by bigmike504 and noxi3 December 27, 2007
When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.
by Crocviper and Froggy7304 February 8, 2006
Tyrone: Ey, I'm thinkin of smashin' that oriental bitch Lucy
Lamar: Damn lemme get at dat too
Tyrone: Let's make a burnt fortune cookie
Lamar: Damn lemme get at dat too
Tyrone: Let's make a burnt fortune cookie
by prettyflvcko November 21, 2012
by Frosty2073 January 23, 2006
The body of a deceased person who had one or more tattoos. Some of the tattoos might offer some proverbial wisdom similar to that of a fortune cookie, others might mean nothing.
Mortician 1- Look at all these fuckin tattoos.
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!
by Dubsandsubs May 22, 2010