Pie is a pastry served in slices ...it originated somewhere between the old and new stone ages. Thought to be extinct in the late 1700s. Eli Whitney thusly created the cotton gin witch allegedly was used to separate cottonseed from raw cotton fibers, but more recently was found out to be a device created to biogenetically engineer these sacred pastries known as "Pies" ......it worked...... suddenly there was a mass famine ....but people wouldn't eat the pies ...they argued that the pies were sentient.these revolts were soon crushed.... but there were still a few extremists. After this struggle the Pies as a race were eradicated. After this disaster highly evolved beings conjured pies on a mass level and threw it into the jet stream in witch the pies mystically appeared globally in a span of 3 months
by PieGuardian January 11, 2009
by Slayk December 08, 2002
by another1 May 29, 2007
One of the most flexible, multipurpose words of our time. Pie can replace the following nouns:
1. Woman
2. Vagina
3. Dog
4. Thumb drive (2Gb or larger)
5. Car
1. Woman
2. Vagina
3. Dog
4. Thumb drive (2Gb or larger)
5. Car
1. Let's go down to Zanzibar and pick up some pie.
2. She wasn't wearing any panties because when she uncrossed her legs I could see her pie. Too bad it was fucking filth pie.
3. Before I go I need to take the pies for a walk.
4. Bring me your pie and I'll give you a copy of Flapjackery.
5. Just got back from the Maserati dealership with my new pie! Let's ghost ride that shizznitty!
2. She wasn't wearing any panties because when she uncrossed her legs I could see her pie. Too bad it was fucking filth pie.
3. Before I go I need to take the pies for a walk.
4. Bring me your pie and I'll give you a copy of Flapjackery.
5. Just got back from the Maserati dealership with my new pie! Let's ghost ride that shizznitty!
by TaskForceMung March 15, 2008
by Aimi G June 26, 2005
your ex: "hiya"
you,(still pissed off with them): walk right past looking fascinated by the curb, conveiniently not hearing them.
you,(still pissed off with them): walk right past looking fascinated by the curb, conveiniently not hearing them.
by hols heffernan January 11, 2004
by spags April 28, 2006