Flashbang

A good, fast, no strings attached sexual encounter.

- Hey bro, wanna go clubbing tonight?

- Nah, Imma gonna chain flashbang this chick until I go blind and deaf, or she does

by Bra1nman September 25, 2020

Flashbang

The act of ejaculating in the women's eyes while simultaneously slapping both ears so she can neither hear nor see.

Last night I flashbanged Cindy and watched her stumble around my apartment.

by Robfull September 5, 2016

Flashbang wank

A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.

I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.

by Cum shoot January 20, 2021

Chinese flashbang

when a girl has explosive diarrhea and it all comes out as you’re eating her ass

i was eating this girl out and she let a chinese flashbang out.

by chickenass69lol December 7, 2020

Flashbang

The act of having intercourse to the sound of the beat in the middle of a rave.

That couple just flashbanged everyone!

by dflashbang May 8, 2016

Flashbang

Noun.

The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.

She said she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a flashbang.

by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015

Dominican Republic Flashbang

When you ejaculate on a picture of the sun and yell "baseball is the only way ese"

Carlos: Hey cabrone i heard you were doing some Dominican Republic Flashbangs the other night

Pablo: Yeah man you should have joined

by sigmasigmaohio August 18, 2024