Flashbang

Noun.

The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.

She said she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a flashbang.

by Lounging Scientist June 27, 2015

Flashbang

The man cums in the girl's eyes so she see's white and then you thunder clap them so then they can't see and can't hear

Girl:flashbang
Boy:flashbang out...

by Mr_Meme June 07, 2019

Fallujah Flashbang

When entering a building Fallujah, Iraq, you would throw Grenades instead of Flashbangs.

Lcpl Wagner toss a fallujah flashbangs in that room to clear it.

by TheUglyAmerican January 17, 2023

The brown flashbang

When you make a pipe bomb but add an extra pipe that has diorrhea in it to blind enemies with shit

The military uses the brown flashbang instead of normal flashbangs

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

The brown flashbang

You take diarrhea and the materials for a pipe bomb and make 2 cylinders and fill one up with diarrhea and one with gunpowder.

Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit

The military uses The Brown Flashbang instead of the normal flashbang

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

Self-Inflicted Flashbang

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.

“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”

by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021

Squirt flashbang

It's when a girl squirt on your face!

For example: stop pulling the squirt flashbang on my face!

by Joey kontenrimmer May 14, 2022