fisted

you can substitute this for being "fucked"

after running a marathon "aw man, i am fisted i might not be able to walk for weeks

by Iwanttohumpinthemiddleofpearlst April 23, 2008

Fister

One who wants to ram their fist down (or up) society. More generally: liberals, socialists, and communists that hold their fists up.

The opposite of Teabaggers.

1) Why don't those Fisters have their own rally instead of disrupting the Teabaggers' rally?

2) I went to the store to buy a fur coat, but the store was totally picketed by Fisters. I couldn't get past them.

by Xygonn December 1, 2011

quad-fisted

To carry a load large enough for four giant hands, but with only eight digits and two opposable thumbs.

When I walked into the office this morning Greg quad-fisted three full coffee mugs and the coffee thermos then he distributed them to their designated owners.

by T-Russ December 9, 2008

mister fister

one who likes fisting.

ryan bourget is the new mister fister.

by vgirl December 7, 2006

fister

a homemade marijuana smoking device using a large bottle and a bag. one uses the bag to fill the bottle, and and removes the cap bowl to inhale the contents of the bag and bottle.

Pull out the fister and let's get baked.

by johnson, jordan August 28, 2006

double-fisted

When bad luck turn worse two fold or more. Twice as bad. Derived from getting a fist in your ass being a negative thing.

Not only did I get randomly selected to get gateraped but I also missed my flight home. I was double-fisted again when they told me the next flight won't be until tomorrow afternoon.

by Hadit Cumming December 22, 2010

fistload.

anything held in the hand to be used as a weapon, brass knuckles, rolls of pennies or even a small AA flashlight.

the dude hit him with a fistload. he laid that punks ass out!

by bunker stevens September 25, 2012