educational film

A coverup for watching porn. Or possibly is just watching Dora or some shit.

P 1: What are you doing?
P 2: N-nothing... I'm watching an educational film...
P 1: What film?
P 2: An educational one...
P 1: Whatever, dude...
(Other scenario)
P 1: What are you doing?
P 2: Watching an educational film.
P 3: He's watching Dora the Mothafuckin' Explorer to get an A on his Spanish Finals.
P 1: Shit! I need to study for that!
P 3: Nah, we're all gonna fail anyway...

by boobbeast June 1, 2017

Film wrap

Using a makeshift condom

A condom made out of tinfoil and plastic bags with tape = a film wrap

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Reality film

A genre of non-narrative film that documents purportedly unscripted real-life situations, and often stars unfamiliar people rather than professional actors.

Reality film is a motion picture equivalent to reality show

by Ryan900USAYT December 29, 2022

'nam films

Films about Vietnam. War movies.

Full metal jacket is one of the best 'nam films.

by keya-lilin February 4, 2009

Film bastard

Someone who actively ruins the experience of watching a movie, usually by talking throughout it or outright spoiling everything.

"Hey, you know that guy is actually the villain."
"God, you are such a film bastard!"

by sinnamon64 May 28, 2022

Burning the film

1. to embarrass oneself in public, especially to the opposite sex.

You guys just missed Johnny burning the film with that cheerleader

by Jester Cheetah December 23, 2009

carp film

a film so terrible that it becomes fantastic

I feel like a carp film tonight, do you have "The Room"?

by charlotteatime June 16, 2011