Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018

felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

by the_nugget April 8, 2009

kettle felching

A sexual act where-in a partner ejaculates into the partner's anus and then orally sucks the cum out.

John loved kettle felching Mary after a hard day's work.

by turandota August 6, 2008

zombie felching

When a person ejaculates into their partners anus, proceeds to suck it out with a straw, spits it into a random persons face and shouts "zombie felching!"

I've got a surprise "Zombie Felching!"

by Trobert651 November 21, 2014

Bob felching

The art of sucking cum out of an asshole by an individual named Bob

Hey is that Bob felching?

by Fob belton May 4, 2018

Fletching

When your a basic bitch and you edit all your photos with angles, lighting, and filters to seem like your body is attractive when your actually butt ass ugly.

Jordan: Bro, this chick looks hot in her pics.

Caleb: she’s probably fletching bro

by Betta fett February 8, 2018

Fatching

Catching feelings for someone.

She's too peng fam, I think I'm fatching u kno...... I wanna make her mine.

by ZK Willz December 27, 2016