Rat Faced Ferret

Project Satan; One who looks solely like a rat, marks for raven, and has the personality of wet dog shit

This rat faced ferret LOST TO R*O ROFL!

by hiphophalfie May 1, 2005

ferret hair

a mohawk that is not spiked up and looks like you picked up a dead ferret of the ground and put it on your head.

Dude! CJ has such ferret hair!

by eva13094 March 19, 2008

gommel ferret

One of the most harsh vulgar slang words that most people don't even know. It basically combines cunt, dick, retarded, asshole, queer, and dumbass all into one word

"What did you just do you gommel ferret!"

"He didn't ask her to the dance, he's a gommel ferret"

"Why are you being so mean to me, ya gommel ferret!"

by Insultguy October 22, 2013

Arse Ferret

Its a game where a little bit of ferret food up your ass and the ferret searchs it out.. (David swain was the guy who co-founded this game and sadly was the first and last person too see the ferret. )

* A party gone WILD*

random guy :" Hey dave whats that your holding?"

Dave :" A sexy ferret.. i have an idea....." ( * Grins*)

Dave: " Pass me that cheesey puff"

Random guy:"Why?"

Dave"just watch! I call it arse ferret"

Random:"Dude thats wrong!"

Dave: " it won't come out!?"

by Kirpy_mitzie April 21, 2008

Ferret

A lost golf ball. Named after Clive "The Ferret" Ferris, the famous Melbage Cup Golfer.

Cripes, I've hit that one well out of bounds... mark it down as a Ferret.

by Matey October 30, 2003

ferret

Animal that apparentally 'kicks ass' but smells like piss.

Wow, that ferret smells like piss.

by Channy<3Aaron August 12, 2007

Ferret

Ferret: a pedophile, a person who doesn’t deserve to be called a person, deserves a life sentence for their ferretphilia

Guy1: hey bro people say the elementary pe teacher is a ferret
Guy2: i hope not man i dont feel safe with my kids in his class anymore

by Localboi808 September 26, 2020