flatone

flatone;the (German: Flatone;der)
Used to explain the highest possible form of a Flatus Maximus.
Commonly used by Pablontologists to threaten morons and Anti-Pablontology.

I just sent a flatone to your momma.
My last flatone pulled out some piece of s***.

by killino March 6, 2009

flatophobic

The constant fear of socializing, interacting, or dating a woman who is generally flat on most sexually appealing regions of her body- Actually common in 67% of men ages 13+.

Alicia is so flat she makes me feel flatophobic.

by Mr.Bruh May 16, 2015

Felatism

When two people are being assholes

His felatism is gay

by Stupid brandons November 17, 2016

Felatio

Oral sex performed into a man's genitalia.

Igor did a felation on David.

by Chocolate is the best Lube January 27, 2018

Flatonic

A level of comfort in a relationship in which the parties no longer feel the need to hide farts from one another.

After two months of dating, Mike and Teri's relationship has become flatonic; he no longer bothers to move from the couch when passing gas and she no longer runs to the bathroom -- out of embarrassment -- to flatulate.

by AuburnBoy July 11, 2019

Felationship

A fellatio based relationship.

Are you and that chick still dating?
Nah bro we weren't dating, were just in a felationship.

by Jarl Blitzen June 19, 2020

filatova

Slavic last name. Most likely related to a rich russian ancestor. You definitely should be friends with this person.
Kinda loud but usually quiet.

Hey look! there goes filatova

by apollae November 2, 2020