feces

When something bad happens

That Cubs loss was feces.
Antonymn: fecal
That Cubs victory was fecal

by Jubbernaut June 8, 2004

Hitler feces

The dried up poo of great german man-god Adolf Hitler, also a flavor of slush puppie

Omfg! Is that some Hitler Feces?!

by A-Spot January 26, 2006

feces peces

Little excriments of feces that has a displeasing taste usually found in buttox or anal area.

Hey this shit tastes like feces peces!

by rider19 April 30, 2008

Big Bag of Feces

1. Slang for a bag of fertilizer.
2. Large package of defecation.
3. Something you could call some one else.
4. A feeling several get when you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy in one setting.

1. (Girl #1) I just bought fertilizer for my garden.

(Girl #2) Duuude. You just bought a big bag of feces!

2. Some one left a big bag of feces in my suitcase!

3. (Girl #1) So how does this dress make me look?

(Boy #1) Like a big bag of feces!

4. (Boy #1) Dude. I just watched the whole Lord of the Rings trilogy. Is it weird that i feel like a big bag of feces?

(Boy #2) No not at all.

by TargetLady69 November 2, 2009

Feces Twister

When someone lies upside down on a swivel chair naked so that his ass sticks out in the air. Another person then proceeds to pull the nearest fire alarm and push the naked person down a hallway while spinning in the swivel chair. This man then proceeds to shit out as much dookie and gas as possible to maximize the field of area covered in shit while people try to escape the building in a torrent of ass-wind and shit.

Oh man! He totally pulled off a feces twister during the fire alarm!

by LazyPerson November 26, 2013

dog feces

to degrate a specimen because of their nonsense behavior. they also are very unproficient at gaming skills.

Joe: Bro how did they kill me?

Jack: You are dog feces at the game.

by dc2313 July 31, 2021

Reese's Feces

Another name for a Dinkleberry which cling to the the buttocks and pubic hairs consisting of a mixture of toilet paper and shit. Some alternative folks consider it a delicacy, these tasty toilet treats.

Michael Jackson after entertaining his young Aussie friends at Neverland, invited them to snack on his Reese's Feces, prepared just for them all the way from down under..

by livefleaordye September 23, 2020