FastEddy

Rides fast bikes fast and is known as Eddy.

Fuck me, was that FastEddy?? that was proper fast!

by Not telling September 30, 2003

Fattell

A wicked Awexome kid, who is now grown up and eats Space Icecream.

in the words of Funk Master Chaz...
"Fattell, I hate that kid"

by Andy Farrell July 31, 2003

faste

term used to identify a complete waste of space/life/time. Combination of the words "fuck" and "waste" or "fucking waste".

Tom: You know Jack does nothing but sit on his ass all day and browse the internet!
James: Yeah, he's a total faste of space!

example 2:

Jack: Man browsing the internet all day is a total faste of time!

example 3:

Living in your parents' home past the age of 30 is a faste of life.

by Jay McCrapper January 6, 2006

fasted

to be presented with something that's unusually large

I was totaly fasted the other day!

by Clarabelle Sari September 21, 2006

World's Fastest Sandbox

Another name for Southwick seeing as the track is made out of sand. Some of the Fastest dirt bike riders race there every year in August.

Ricky Carmichael is soooo fast at the World's Fastest Sandbox.

by D-Rock821 June 7, 2010

Watsky Raps Even Faster

O hai this guy right here
Credit to Reddit
You bet ill never forget im forever indebted
And Ellen for getting the cougars to check it
It's too good to take and so I'm gonna go
Dry my tears
Gonna meet up at a 7 eleven
To pick up a dank doughnut pack
I look at myself in the glass and go, "Oh what"

Watsky Raps Even Faster is an 8 year old video

by HalloDeutschland September 26, 2021

fasterbating

Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn

Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?

Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again

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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all

by Comrade Plasternasty October 8, 2010