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Nintendo is for fags.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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fagstang

A cheap car made by ford that everyone has. They think they are badass and are going to stand out, but they are just fags. It is mostly a womans car. Also called a "Mustfag"
God damn every other car I see is Fagstang!
I mother fucking cant stand fagstangs ahhhh they are everywhere
by Mike Bivona April 14, 2005
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fruit fags

When two homosexuals, that are too gay too function, are forced to sleep in different bedrooms because their parents are worried about what will go on at night. All they can do is dream about thier buttsecks.
Fatty and Monty, two fruit fags, talked on thier cell phones to eachother, during a sleepover, becuase they were forced to be so far apart. ):
by Jubs (: March 4, 2007
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Fagshit

Fagshit is used to describe a situation or set of actions. Most common use is to announce your departure of a location, or declare your discontent for the people, or things being done at the location.
Yo bro, I was at this party and the cops showed up. It was total fagshit.

Hey man, I heard you touched some other dudes balls. That's fagshit.

I was hanging out with some people at this club, but then they started this 80's dancing competition. So I just told them that it was total fagshit and peaced out.
by Greysticklol! September 23, 2009
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fang kai

A Chinese slang which is used to refer to people who are extremely cool and revered by your average Joe or regular book-loving, gaming schwoar (or sore) losers. However, due to the misuse of this word by Singaporean teenagers, it is also used loosely to refer a variety of meanings. Some of the more common usages of this term include:

1. An extremely popular person who is deemed as cool, usually sporting streetwear such as brown jackets and blue caps.

2. Gaming sore losers, who learn to always quit, even though it's common for people not to succeed in their first attempt at a game. Also known as schwoar loser.

3. A muscular person, especially someone who can lift 1.25kg dumbbells and do 40 pounds on the pectoral fly machines and dated by female gym-goers.

4. Someone who destresses by making racist jibes, especially religious jokes against Christians.

5. A handsome person who resembles many movie characters.

6. A rude person.

7. The famous Singaporean breakdancer, who will be performing in Swiss Redbull BC 2007. May also refer to school dropouts who squander their time breakdancing at Esplanade's tunnels.

8. A premature arsonist, who detonates petards.

9. The McDonalds advertisement in Singapore, promoting the Fan-tastic burgers and casting breakdancers who perform windmills.

10. Posers who abuse the interjection "SCHWOAR!" instead of using the more common "Whoa!" to express their appal.

11. Students who express their disgraceful childhood by doodling very dark, very dark images on their test papers.

12. Punk who loves asswiping geeks and their Einstein-time-theory jokes.
Disclaimer: All of the characters mentioned here are purely fictitious and any resemblance of them with any real-life people are purely coincidental. Pardon me in advance for the long examples I have to use to accurately elaborate on the meaning of the term Fang Kai.

1. Faizil Kahim: Hey Cain Xavier, please take a picture of me with a brown b-boy's jacket and a Bristow cap please. I want to see if I look as cool as Natural Effect's Sonic.
Cain Xavier: Oh man, relax. You are already a Fang Kai. You look smart, talk smart, and you are one of the coolest guys in class.

2. Fredrich Kanchevsky: What the ---. My Orcs got pwned in like, 4 seconds after the game starts. Fuck that man. I am going to uninstall Warcraft III.
Benson Lai: Oh man, stop whining like a schwoar loser. Anymore crying like a baby and I am going to tease you for being a Fang Kai

3. Bastian Lahm: sweetlulovesyou. nobodycanreplaceyou =) ahh
Chain Xykler: No way, that awesome Fang Kai who is curling 1.25kg 20 times at a go only loves this spicy and popular gym-goer Yuling.

4. Fabien Kent: Jesus Christ, upon observing the countless sins the people on Earth has committed, swore out of anger, broke his cross, and ...
Yuna Jubilee: Stop that. Just go breakdance your way to hell, Fang Kai.

5. Kitty: *swoons, pointing at the male model and jabbling excitedly* Oh my god. Look at that Fang Kai. That curl on his fringe makes him look like Superman, he has the face resembling Mr Bean, and boy oh boy, he has Harry Potter's spectacles! *dies of excitement*

6. Yaya Jakril: *pointing at the gangster biker* Hey yo, chao cool!
Biker Loo: What la, na beh cheebye, fuck yourself man. Hmmph. *mumbling* What a bitch.
Yaya Jakril: Hey, I am praising you. Please don't be a rude Fang Kai.

7. Timothy Jackson: Watch my L-Kick!
Choo Xun: Embrace my TOWER!!!!
Brandon Loi: Get giddy with my 1990s!
Fang Kai's Fan: Oh that's bullshit. It's nothing compared to Fang Kai's tops.

8. *petards explode. BOOM!*
Frightening Kelvin: EEEHEE.
*throws second petard, which turns out to be a dud*
Frightening Kelvin: Fuck that man. Fuck that, yes, fuck that!

9. Boy Lankey: Yo Fang Kai!
Fred Karmeni: What la, na beh cheebye, can't you see I'm busy? Fuck that man.
Boy Lankey: Chi fan le ma?
Fred Karmeni: *experiences bipolarity, and suddenly appears exuberant* EEHEE chi fan le yo! *does a breakdancing move called the horseshoe*

10. Francisco Koko: *sees a rare bling-bling* WH--, sorry, I mean, SCHWOAR!

11. Mdm Ng: Fang Kai, can you stop drawing such cruel images on your Chinese exam papers in future?

12. Albert Kinstein: *weak, echoing, trembling voice* Fang Kai, what's the time now?
Fang Kai: 6.24.
Albert Kinstein: When is dinner?
Fang Kai: 7.00
Albert Kinstein: How long is it to dinner?
Fang Kai: About 30 minutes.
Albert Kinstein: Actually, it's 36 minutes. *reveals his first weak smile for a long time*
Fang Kai: *grimaces maliciously, having a urge to break Albert's neck*
-- the next morning --
Winston Seng: *wakes up* Hey guys, what time is it?
Albert Kinstein: 6.00
Fang Kai: *grabbing Albert Kinstein's arm, which is wrapped with a watch* Fuck that man, na beh cheebye. It's 6.02, 36 seconds.
by benedict loo September 4, 2008
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fagstick

a man who acts like a homo sexual or acts very retarded
guy1:u want to hear a joke.
guy2:what is it.
guy1:knock knock.
guy2:(sighs)whos there.
guy1:orange.
guy2:orange who.
guy1:orange u glad i didn't say bannana.
guy2:dude your such a fagstick!
by halo2slayer July 16, 2009
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Fanasstic

An incredible or 'Fantastic' ass or bum (booty)
Tina: Mike, how do these jeans make my bum look?

Mike: Fanasstic!
by maryandbill July 30, 2008
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