Fail Scratcher

When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.

Optimistic Stranger: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

*Silence....*

Other festival goer: "What a Fail Scratcher."

by Shifty Man Pants. December 6, 2010

fail upwards

To repeatedly get fired but consistently find a new job that are better than the one you just lost.

"She's never had a job for more than two years without geting canned and now she's a VP. I've never seen anyone fail upwards better than she does."

by Eggsocket July 9, 2009

fail-magnet

1: an individual who chronically fails; always manages to somehow fail at everything in life
2: usually an unpopular or uncoordinated square-esque character

Colin: Hey sexy.. WHO DIED!?! :D
Jennifer: My mom, you fail-magnet

by LINEAR-wit-tha-jew May 20, 2009

Fail n' Bail

Taking a job at which you fail to perform, deflect any questions about what you're doing by getting offended at the questions, and just before you get completely nailed for not doing what you're supposed to do, you bail out... admitting nothing.

What happened to your former CTO? Oh, man, he pulled a Fail n' Bail like you wouldn't believe. I should have known, because when I asked him what he did all day, he said "I'm offended by the question," and then didn't answer it.

by Invictus Bastard July 7, 2010

fail snail

Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.

I kept trying to get the project files from her, but NO, the damn fail snail kept cockblocking me!

by Dodger of Zion July 25, 2010

Fail To Be Tough Girl

An internet meme of a 9 year old girl in a tent doing a scrunched up face to the camera and usually has the caption of when you want to act tough but can't.

Fail To Be Tough Girl: I want to act tough but went to the wrong gym
Person: Are you the Fail To Be Tough Girl?

by I say stuff February 3, 2021

fail snow

1. n. precipitation that appears to be snowlike as it falls but melts in a pathetic, muddy, and/or unexciting fashion soon after reaching the ground.
2. n. marijuana. (Origins: in urban mythology, the condensation nuclei of the fail snow comes from marijuana smoke).

"My excitement turned to disappointment when I couldn't build a snowman: the snow turned out to be fail snow and melted right away."

"She was put in jail because she was caught smoking fail snow."

by Forgettable Nanny November 25, 2009