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bitchy resting face

A bitchy alternative to the usual blank look most people have. This is a condition affecting the facial muscles, suffered by millions of women worldwide. People suffering from bitchy resting face (BRF) have the tendency look hostile and/or judgemental at rest. Their expression does not necessarily reflect how they are feeling inside. BRF can ruin friendships and first impressions, start fights and kill an atmosphere.
"I think Deborah hates me!!", "Nah don't worry Susie, she just has a nasty bitchy resting face"

"That customer just lectured me on customer service and threatened to take her business elsewhere! What did I do wrong?" "Prob just your BRF".
by Loobergs July 31, 2013
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Pocket Face

Pocket face is an indirect way of saying "you're a hoe". The deeper you get in the pocket, the sluttier you are.
She hooked up with 2 guys in one night? Pocket face or what?
Man. She is deep in the pocket.
by A&m April 16, 2014
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half right face

When you fuck up in front of drill sergeants, you move in the command of execution which is move enemy you're in the half right face you'll more than likely go into the front leaning rest position
*the whole platoon talking loud*
Drill sergeant: SHUT THE FUCK UP DELTA! You know what too easy, HALF RIGHT FACE!!! Front leaning rest position move!!
by Private.buddyfucker April 19, 2018
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cool face

The face you put on when in a troubling situation, eliciting a response of immediate dismissal by the subject of your trouble.
*sirens* *you pull over*
Your Buddy: "It'll be ok, just put on your cool face"
*Cop knocks on window*
Cop: "License and registration pl-"
...
...
...
You: "Problem, officer?
Cop: "Get the fuck out of here"
by Locus_Inferna February 8, 2009
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Shit Face Sally

When someone is being a total ignorant little prick, and they bother the shit out of you.
Cameron, shut the fuck up you shit face sally. You're pissing me off.
by bryan03 December 29, 2016
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Face-Stalk

To Face-Stalk (the act of Face-Stalking) involves a person (the Face-Stalker) obsessing over another person or people on Facebook. The Face-Stalker will spend hours reading wall posts, viewing photos and sifting through numerous status updates to gain as much information as possible about the person whilst never leaving any evidence that they have viewed the page. The Face-Stalker works incognito and will never write a comment on the victim's page or photos, as not to raise suspicion.

see also facebook stalker
"I found that girl from the other night on Facebook, and her page isn't set to private so i Face-Stalked her, she's single, she hates cornflakes, she's going on holiday next month ... etc etc"

"Somehow she knew where i was going to be - i bet she Face-Stalked me, she's not even added as a friend so i don't know how she did it"
by thefacestalker April 26, 2009
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Face shock

The feeling of surprise after you see someone’s full unmasked face for the first time and they look totally different than you thought they did.
Wow! I had only ever seen him with a mask before. I had such face shock the first time I saw him. He looked totally different than I thought!
by Reflecting back March 21, 2021
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