Facial Awareness

To be aware of the size of your own face.

"Jim, were all leaving."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."

by Matt Lindley July 30, 2006

Facial Hat

A person who is pouting Or Any person who purposefully and willfully puts an end to people having a good time. An ignorant person

i.e. "that girl is a total facial hat," She hasn't smiled all night .

by johnsonb73 August 9, 2009

fachingle

the action of taking your dick out in an awkward conversation and start swirling it around and calling everyone around you a sexy turtle then poking their nipples

person1:yo guys check this out

everyone else:ok

person1: *starts to do a fachingle*

everyone else: awesome man!

by chadbrochilll17 December 4, 2009

faceHarmony

A combination of Facebook and eHarmony.

When someone adds another as a friend, and decides to get with that person, whom they've never met.

WTF? Will is dating Jennetta? I'm pretty sure he just added her as a friend. He's trying to win women over faceHarmony.

by ibedoinyourmom January 31, 2010

facehab

1) A place where facebook junkies can go to detox and overcome their addiction.

2) A term for taking a break from over-using facebook.

If you don't stop posting comments on my wall like a social media whore I'm going to have you checked into facehab.

by krankiboy January 20, 2011

facial bush

(n): {pronounc: fayshyahl boosh} hair on upper lip of female

1. How was hooking up with her?

It was good until I felt her facial bush against my lips.

2. Ugh my boyfriend's coming into town tonight I better get my facial bush waxed!

by moveslikeJaggahhhr October 18, 2011

facastinance

Pride in having a conscientiously ignorant or close minded way of thinking. A conspiratorial and biased way of thinking that seeks to discredit wisdom, knowledge, or objectivity. A form of obstinance that mocks knowledge as socially or culturally irrelevant.

She was showing her facastinance in mocking books and teachers and schools as out of touch with what is 'really' true, and calling facts themselves as biased.

by Facastinance February 28, 2018