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The site you go on when your supposed to be competing homework.
Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.
Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.
Mom: Are you doing your homework son?
Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.
Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.
Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!
Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.
Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.
Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!
Facebook by NigggaPleese February 25, 2010
possibly:
1: the famous site known for turning intellectuals into idiots
2: to procrastinate (BAD!)
3: to become a lazy ass who does nothing but skip school and watch it's inbox get flooded with schpam, because of Facebook
4: an excuse for missing planned activities, you addict fuck
5: to stalk people and hide your inner stalker
1: the famous site known for turning intellectuals into idiots
2: to procrastinate (BAD!)
3: to become a lazy ass who does nothing but skip school and watch it's inbox get flooded with schpam, because of Facebook
4: an excuse for missing planned activities, you addict fuck
5: to stalk people and hide your inner stalker
1: My IQ was 140 before Facebook, now it's 70, durrrr huhuhuh
2: Sorry i procrastinated, i facebooked
3: i'm staying home. i got some facebooking to do
4: Sorry i missed out on our date, me and my best buds facebooked
5: I found you on facebook, wanna facebook?
2: Sorry i procrastinated, i facebooked
3: i'm staying home. i got some facebooking to do
4: Sorry i missed out on our date, me and my best buds facebooked
5: I found you on facebook, wanna facebook?
Facebook by your best idiot April 17, 2010
A wonderful website with many functions:
1) Pretending you know who half the people on your friends list are when they message you, desperately hoping they give you a hint;
2) Providing a means of not having to actually having to properly talk to lots of people you don't give two shits about but it would cause drama not talking to, because it looks like you're in contact when you're actually not;
3) Providing a means for people who you've basically forgotten exist and you'd be quite happy never talking to again to find you and message you;
4) Informing the world about your tiny daily annoyances, diet, and drinking/socialising and/or bowel habits;
5) Posting little else but links to things and stupid witticisms.
6) Playing Scrabble.
Twitter is basically the same, except doesn't include 1-3 or 6.
1) Pretending you know who half the people on your friends list are when they message you, desperately hoping they give you a hint;
2) Providing a means of not having to actually having to properly talk to lots of people you don't give two shits about but it would cause drama not talking to, because it looks like you're in contact when you're actually not;
3) Providing a means for people who you've basically forgotten exist and you'd be quite happy never talking to again to find you and message you;
4) Informing the world about your tiny daily annoyances, diet, and drinking/socialising and/or bowel habits;
5) Posting little else but links to things and stupid witticisms.
6) Playing Scrabble.
Twitter is basically the same, except doesn't include 1-3 or 6.
1) Easy place to go see pictures of half-naked, sometimes FULLY naked girls, who are sometimes your friends, but you don't say anything about it to anyone else.
2) Something you hear screamed a loud when young American teen girls get drunk and take pictures of themselves, other popular things shouted include "MYSPACE!" , "DEFAULT!", and "FUCK ME" if you're good looking like I am.
2) Something you hear screamed a loud when young American teen girls get drunk and take pictures of themselves, other popular things shouted include "MYSPACE!" , "DEFAULT!", and "FUCK ME" if you're good looking like I am.