foreplay

What is supposed to come before sex or leading up to it. Often conveniently forgotten by the male.

lisa "honey why don't you ever give me any foreplay?"
fred "what's that? oh you mean that ridiculous time-consuming event before sex? I completely forgot about it."

by darthpixie December 9, 2008

Armenian Foreplay

Consists of tickling one's goat until it spews cheese!!!
BEWARE!!!! (Ladies) Armenian men believe women are like goats!!!

Armen: So I heard Anoush wants forplay.

Habib: Are you planning on Armenian Foreplay?

Armen: WTF?

Habib: You know.....Tickling her like goat......

Armen: Yeah bro, I plan to tickle her till she spews cheese!

by Shabbali March 21, 2010

Foreploy

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Woman: You are so, like, full of foreploy!

by Oracle99 April 17, 2003

Foreplay

A phase in which a couple get ready for sex. It can include kissing and touching, anywhere around the body, which will sexually arouse and stimulate the pair of lovers.

Be warned. It's hasn't got 'fore' in it for no reason. Once you start, don't stop. Unless you want everything to be fkn awkward.

Jim: "Hey Henry. How'd you and your girlfriend pan out last night? ;)"

Henry: "Ho, Jim. I was kissing her like the sexy beast I am. She began to moan, so i started touching her... ;)"

Jim: "HENRY. YOU DONE FOREPLAY!?!?!? :D"

Henry: "Haha yeah. The her vag swallowed my hand and we stopped ;D"

Jim: "... D:"

Henry: "What???"

by gottaloveit. April 13, 2011

Forreals

An emotional way to agree with something.

Lila: She's a bitch!
Daisy: Forreals, girl!

by Forreals July 12, 2008

foreplay

The excuse par excellence if you are caught in the act of adultery.

Husband: YOU! What are you doing with my wife???
Adulterer: Well, seeing as I knew you were going to bone her later, I thought I would save you some trouble by doing the foreplay for you.
Husband: Oh, that's very considerate of you, old chap, you are such a true friend, etc etc

by Dr Pinch April 8, 2006

Sike, naw...but forreal though

It's a phrase one says when they aren't really kidding but instead use this to take off some of the "truth hurts" pain. While people are laughing because you said sike, you throw in..."But forreal though.."

Jim: Dude your girlfriend is pretty ugly
Mike: What ?
Jim: Sike, naw...but forreal though...she's pretty ugly

by BeStealthy June 1, 2011