Football

The first time I ever disappointed my parents.

"For Christ's sake, son! That's not how you play football!"

by CuteBoy56 June 14, 2019

Football

An insult that intelligent people use

"You're such a fucking football"

by Youxoli June 30, 2020

football

a sports that has two meanings to it so you dont know which one it is

person1: wanna play football
person2:like football?
person1:no, football

by StupidDodo October 17, 2020

football

a sport for fat americans, written by an american

u like football?
No im more of a futbol person actually.

by LEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINS October 21, 2020

Football

Who ever u fucking support it can’t be those fucker man city glory glory glory man united fuck man city they touch kids so does adam Johnston who loves those kiddies man not man not up the ra tayto crisp and basketball djdjjrjrnffnnfndnfndnndndndjdjdjdndndndkfkdjdjdjdjdndjdmdndjdnfnfnfnfndjdjdjfjfjfjfjdjddjjrjrjffojfgmjgjhhhjdrjdjdjdjdjjdjddhdnjd big juicy ass

ya fam what good
Mandem.Here whats the craic there boi no reason that’s does the way lad fuck the huns football

by Bigbroskyman October 29, 2020

Football

Football= A game played for 90 mins with 22 men which, in the end Bruno Fernandes either assists or scores a goal

It's called football i don't know why American's call it the S word

by Marcus Looth January 1, 2021

Football

Woosers kicking a ball around then kissing eachother

You should not need to use the word football ever again now you know the definition.

by DrAxolotl February 6, 2021