by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
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Nathan: sure bro
Nathan: why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you?
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Nathan: why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you?
by Your uncle’s friend’s sister November 13, 2022
Get the why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you mug.When a friend stands in a driveway and tells you with a smile one her/his face and say's, "I have an idea and watch they will all follow me."
Girl: Can time go backwards?
Guy: They follow me Sally watch, I started it first and they follow me.
Girl: Whatever silly don't be so cocky. How was your day? Are you too busy to talk?
Guy: No, whats up?
Girl: I just wanted to communicate with you.
(5years later)
Guy: We should just do it. We want to have sex. I think you deserve better in life.
Girl: We will ruin or friendship and I have feelings for you already.
Guy: I'll never harm you. If I were a samurai and I could ever save your life would you let me? Roschell told me no.
Girl: Can time go backwards?
Guy: They follow me Sally watch, I started it first and they follow me.
Girl: Whatever silly don't be so cocky. How was your day? Are you too busy to talk?
Guy: No, whats up?
Girl: I just wanted to communicate with you.
(5years later)
Guy: We should just do it. We want to have sex. I think you deserve better in life.
Girl: We will ruin or friendship and I have feelings for you already.
Guy: I'll never harm you. If I were a samurai and I could ever save your life would you let me? Roschell told me no.
Girl: (Laughing) Ok, but only if the children can be saved too. (under her breath) I love you____.
*(He didn't hear me because of the traffic at the intersection turning into the drive way of Logan's, I never said it again *until now*)
(10 years later)
Woman: Nice hat
Man: I told you Sally, they follow me.
Woman: For good or bad reasons?
Man: Ra meaning I'm a sledghammer and I'm right
Woman: Are you really? Glad "The Man" gets to runn that's right R. u. N.N. his mouth and away. Never say I didn't warn you. Look like an Ass and a whole bit of never shows up when love calls. Have fun with shallow hallows. Did you ever really love me was that a faced/ad to get me in the sack that many times tricky dixcsnon?
Has he won the Oscar for best preformance but it was all and act? That's why they get called Oscar J Deezy's. When they want to, as they would say "Hit That" all the boys pull out that Oscar winning performance. Then dump you and call you a hoe, hooch, the list goes on...and or a bitch that won't give it up. Sockondeez words smithy Doe!
*(He didn't hear me because of the traffic at the intersection turning into the drive way of Logan's, I never said it again *until now*)
(10 years later)
Woman: Nice hat
Man: I told you Sally, they follow me.
Woman: For good or bad reasons?
Man: Ra meaning I'm a sledghammer and I'm right
Woman: Are you really? Glad "The Man" gets to runn that's right R. u. N.N. his mouth and away. Never say I didn't warn you. Look like an Ass and a whole bit of never shows up when love calls. Have fun with shallow hallows. Did you ever really love me was that a faced/ad to get me in the sack that many times tricky dixcsnon?
Has he won the Oscar for best preformance but it was all and act? That's why they get called Oscar J Deezy's. When they want to, as they would say "Hit That" all the boys pull out that Oscar winning performance. Then dump you and call you a hoe, hooch, the list goes on...and or a bitch that won't give it up. Sockondeez words smithy Doe!
by WlfC'sUrTricksSuckITJ February 5, 2010
Get the They follow me mug.A slang term often used by nuns that expresses their ineptitude and lack of intelligence on so many levels.
by andyfellovernet April 10, 2003
Get the I don't see me follow mug.Following someone on social media, whilst under the influence of being horny.
This is particularly the case with guys seeing an attractive person on social media.
This is particularly the case with guys seeing an attractive person on social media.
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Have fun. We are not a traditional dictionary. This is a place where language has a little more space to be explored and constructed freely, in the moment.
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Don’t post personal information. That includes obvious things like last names and addresses, but we will also remove definitions containing first names or user handles if they can be used to identify and target specific individuals for harassment.
Don’t be an asshole. We are okay with people defining offensive words. After all, people use offensive words in the real world and a resource for understanding what those words mean can be valuable. However, we are not—and never will be—okay with people using a definition to harass, discriminate, and/or directly incite violence against others.
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Be creative. Some of the best definitions on Urban Dictionary find humorous ways to poke fun at authority, or put a clever twist on current events. Some of them are just straight up weird. We’re okay with that.
Have fun. We are not a traditional dictionary. This is a place where language has a little more space to be explored and constructed freely, in the moment.
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Don’t post personal information. That includes obvious things like last names and addresses, but we will also remove definitions containing first names or user handles if they can be used to identify and target specific individuals for harassment.
Don’t be an asshole. We are okay with people defining offensive words. After all, people use offensive words in the real world and a resource for understanding what those words mean can be valuable. However, we are not—and never will be—okay with people using a definition to harass, discriminate, and/or directly incite violence against others.
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Be creative. Some of the best definitions on Urban Dictionary find humorous ways to poke fun at authority, or put a clever twist on current events. Some of them are just straight up weird. We’re okay with that.
Have fun. We are not a traditional dictionary. This is a place where language has a little more space to be explored and constructed freely, in the moment.
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Don’t post personal information. That includes obvious things like last names and addresses, but we will also remove definitions containing first names or user handles if they can be used to identify and target specific individuals for harassment.
Don’t be an asshole. We are okay with people defining offensive words. After all, people use offensive words in the real world and a resource for understanding what those words mean can be valuable. However, we are not—and never will be—okay with people using a definition to harass, discriminate, and/or directly incite violence against others.
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