Florida is a state with a variety of people, you have crackheads, heroin babies, and retarded drunk people.
So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.
Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.
You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.
So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)
So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.
Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.
You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.
So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)
by 6ix9ine's gay son April 17, 2019
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"I fucking hate Florida."
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by TheSuperTsar October 6, 2019
Get the Florida mug.A state where there as to be something in the water. Too many crazy people live there. Don’t say that to them they might shoot you.
by Agro_smack November 13, 2019
Get the Florida mug.by Makayalbdhdhdhshhs November 26, 2019
Get the Florida mug.Florida is really ratchet New York. The Miami metro area is basically the New York Metro areas except more crime and hotter. Even though New York gets snow, we don't have to worry about a hurricane every 2 weeks. Disney World is basically the only thing New York doesn't have, though you can find some magical bullshit in Westchester. They also have their shittier version of IHOP in Waffle House. Also they got Gators and Florida's football hasn't been good since Tim Tebow and Jameis Winston. The amount of crime in the state is pretty amazing; you can always find something on {Florida Man}. Final note: Syosset and Dix Hills > Boca
by iaintajap November 10, 2019
Get the Florida mug.Florida is most famous for its chicken-boxing. Chicken boxing is the act of boxing a chicken, and or making chickens box. If Florida residents box a chicken, looking at my stats, there is a 40% chance the Floridian will win as they are out of shape and 14% of that 40% lose because they broke the simple rule of 'don't eat the chicken.'
Florida is also known for the elaborate robber heists they pull. A man nearly escaped when robbing 'The Floridians Very Very Rich BANK.' When questioned, apparently the officers did not see him hide in a cardboard box when the police entered the building. In Florida, it is being named the most elaborate and high-tech epic heist of the Florida Century. (The Florida Century is, like, two months.)
Florida is also known for the elaborate robber heists they pull. A man nearly escaped when robbing 'The Floridians Very Very Rich BANK.' When questioned, apparently the officers did not see him hide in a cardboard box when the police entered the building. In Florida, it is being named the most elaborate and high-tech epic heist of the Florida Century. (The Florida Century is, like, two months.)
Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to Florida for a vacation?
Person 2: No, sorry, I chicken-box with my cousins in Alabama
Person 1: A-..ALABAMA?!
Person 2: No, sorry, I chicken-box with my cousins in Alabama
Person 1: A-..ALABAMA?!
by welcome to flordia December 24, 2019
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Aye brah u seent that yungen talm bout he from da noya
Les test em n show em what we do ouxhea in da 407
Where u from?
Da 386 where u kant go
Aye brah u seent that yungen talm bout he from da noya
Les test em n show em what we do ouxhea in da 407
Where u from?
Da 386 where u kant go
by FL SLYDA JIT February 3, 2020
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