facface

What you call someone when you don’t want to use their real name

Hey facface what’s up?

by Scooby-Doopopop April 7, 2019

fapfather

An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."

Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"

fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."

Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."

by thefapfather September 10, 2020

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when someone has a stroke

Hey dude i'm about to fasdadfdafadfsafasfafadfadfsadfafasdfasdffadfafasdf

by jakepaulfan420 December 4, 2020

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Cry

I'm sad fafafafafafafafafa

by CatLoverNumber01 April 27, 2021

fafard

Type of wet fart. For it to be call a fafard, it has to smell like mustard. The capacity of doing a fafard is acquired the day you become 29 years old.

-Aww shit. I think i just had a fafard.
-Definitely smells like mustard. I'm getting a henson just smelling it!

by Dr Zika November 22, 2021

FAFSA

Free Application for Federal Student Agony.

With an enormous amount of money to be paid through student loans, the FAFSA has the potential to give students agony. No one needs to pay thousands and thousands of dollars just for a good college education.

Person: "Yay I completed the FAFSA!"
Person: *clicks next page*
Person: "GOOD LORD IT'S A STUDENT LOAN, NOT A GRANT!!! AHHHH IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE! I QUIT THE APPLICATION!"

Later that person went to a psychiatric hospital for suffering from agony.

by Twight0931 November 6, 2022

Farfanoogin

Some who is constantly farting, or seems to have gas more frequently than not.

Aaron is always farting, he’s such a farfanoogin.

by MrsMJHornet7362 October 6, 2023