Falcon Punch

A delicious drink made from falcon, fruit punch, ginger ale, and sherbert. Baby may be added for extra flavor.

"This falcon punch is delicious!"

"Yeah, I added a little baby to make it sweeter"

by ChaosSonic January 11, 2009

falcon punch

The cause of, and solution to, all Chuck Norris jokes.

person: FALCON PUNCH!
person 2: Chuck Norris was one of the original three wise men; he gave Jesus the gift of beard.

person: There are only two things hard enough to cut through diamond - other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
person 2: FALCON PUNCH!!

by Simim May 18, 2008

Falcon Punch

While railing a chick from behind, conspicuoulsy wrap your hand in a cloth pre-doused with a flammable liquid of your choice. Light the cloth on fire and then pull out like your ready to give her your load. As she turns around, get down on one knee and shout "Falcon Puuunch" and proceed to punch her in the face with your hand on fire.

Joe - "So why did the fire department come to your house last night?"
Steve - "I accidentally caught the drapes on fire giving my wife the falcon punch"

by Jondace Johns February 26, 2009

Falcon Teabag

When you Tea bag someone so hard that they bounce off the ground and into your nuts a 2nd time without you trying.

Holy shit Kay, John.. did not know a falcon teabag could be done I proved him wrong >:)

by the2ndbuddha May 29, 2011

Falcon Scope

The action of simultaneously doing a 720, a dropshot, and qWiiiCk sCo0p3, so quickly that it all occurs within half a nanosecond and may very well end time, as prophesized by Ben Franklin.
This maneuver truly makes Captain Falcon proud!

sB Khalifa: "Yo kid! Why can't I get on Xbox Live and get slapped some more?!"

Scyther: "Well . . . I heard that there's this LuhGiiiT lVlLG Pr0, Swizzle Bros, and he falcon scoped some bk scrandie, utterly destroying Xbox Live all together."

Swizzle Bros: "U mad bro?"

by LuhGiiiT x Hitlol July 5, 2011

Falcon 9

A rocket. It carried bob and Doug on dragon to the iss. The first people to launch from America, soil since the retirement of the space shuttle

Comm: falcon 9, list off!

by AlvinBalvin321 May 31, 2020

Falcon Punch

A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.

Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

1. Pull fist back screaming: FAAAAAALLLCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOON
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: PAUUUUUUNNNCCCCH
3. ???
4. Profit!
Warning: Expect arm to catch fire if done correctly.

by fpuncher August 23, 2009