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C.R.A.F.T.

Acronym: Can't Remember A Fucking Thing

State of being exemplified by the avid partier.
You're such a craft.
by Mango May 11, 2004
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S.W.I.F.T.

Send Wetbacks In First Trailer

This refers to the Swift Meat Packing company's KNOWINGLY having illegals working in their plants. (40% of their workforce, by their OWN admission.)
S.W.I.F.T. : Instructions from the company to the coyote on the South side of the border. "Send Wetbacks In First Trailer."
by The Almighty Bungholio December 11, 2008
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F.T.W. f-town F.T.I. F that S F.T. Island F'taang F train F-Troop F/T f.t.d.s.

B.F.T.B

Big Fat Titty Balls - A term to describe large breasts or big fat tits.
"Looka dat chick, she's got BFTB's!!!!!"
by Benderover August 23, 2005
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B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”
B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.
by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020
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A.F.T.

Acronym for: AFRICAN FLAP-JACK TITTIES.

Extremely flat, sagging breasts that lay on stomach and slap upper chest while in movement. Typically, simliar to breasts seen on National Geographic African documentaries.
Dude: "Damn, she's got nice cleavage!"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I like my double-D's!"
Girl 2: "Hey, I have A.F.T.'s!"
Dude & Girl 1: "What the fuck are A.F.T's?"
Girl 2: "African Flapjack Titties!"
by Funny Girls September 11, 2006
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b.f.t.d

b:best
f:friends
t:till
d:death
u r such my b.f.t.d
by b.f June 27, 2008
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M.A.F.T.

Multiple Attractive Female Texting: Engaging in sms conversations with two or more attractive females.

Other forms of the word:

M.A.F.T.-ing

M.A.F.T.-ed

Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.

****CAUTION******
Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.
I'm Tri-M.A.F.T.-ing right now with some hotties!

I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.

S.A.F.T.
by Ruckus_626 August 26, 2011
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