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Eyebrowns 

When someone's eyebrows are fucking mahoosive and look like two furry dog turds stuck on their forehead, a bit like Alex Gaskarths.
Hey, check out that guys eyebrowns, they're bushier than a bear's bunghole.
Eyebrowns by ilikegabriel December 8, 2010

eyebrow slit 

Shaving gaps in your eyebrows to be trendy. It gets clumped in the category of eyebrows on fleek and shaping/drawing them on. It's usually done on one eyebrow but can be done on both, and there could but 2-3 slits on an eyebrow or just one. People also do these to identify with a group if a whole clique does eyebrow slits.
"Do you remember those girl at the mall?"
"Um, nah man"
"Yeah you do, they all had those eyebrow slits"
"Oh yeah! Now I remember"

Eyebrow raiser 

Introducing stimuli that engages the adrenals and or imagination. When manipulating a person through shock or bewildered confusion a humans eyebrows raise.
Nathan: " When big mike burst through the ski lodge door naked with a sword Shelley shit herself."
Joel: "total eyebrow raiser."
Eyebrow raiser by SalonStyleResultz September 13, 2017

stray eyebrow 

Stray eyebrow: it's a chin hair but you don't want to acknowledge reality
Shelley tells Randall "Well I was at the salon today and they found a stray eyebrow. Guess I'll apply to AAARP tomorrow."
stray eyebrow by Shellbell2 August 25, 2021

Eyebrow Soprano 

A soprano (usually in a middle to high school choir) who shows the audience how high her voice is going by raising her eyebrows to extreme heights.
"Stop raising your eyebrows during the high parts!" the choir director yelled. "I don't want any eyebrow sopranos."

Guy #1: Dude, that note's a high G!
Guy #2: Yeah, I can tell because of the eyebrow sopranos.

Hairy Eyebrow

To scrunch an eyebrow down upon one's squinted or intensely focused eye in order to silently convey severe disapproval.
"Dude, your girlfriend is giving you the Hairy Eyebrow. You better stop looking at Susan's tits."
Hairy Eyebrow by richippr September 29, 2008