Definitions by Shellbell2

Boob stalker

A mammogram center that develops an intense, borderline obsessive interest in your breasts the moment your doctor sends over a referral.

My boob stalker has called me seven times today. At this point I'm convinced they're in a committed relationship with my mammogram appointment.

Boob stalker by Shellbell2 July 15, 2026

stray eyebrow 

Stray eyebrow: it's a chin hair but you don't want to acknowledge reality

Shelley tells Randall "Well I was at the salon today and they found a stray eyebrow. Guess I'll apply to AAARP tomorrow."

stray eyebrow by Shellbell2 August 25, 2021

boob advantage 

Boob Advantage: When you are running late to work but because you have big boobs you make it there on time.

Girl traffic was bad this morning. I pulled into the parking lot at 8:05 am but thanks to my boob advantage they were already sitting on my desk at 8:00 am

boob advantage by Shellbell2 August 25, 2021

testicular velocity 

Testicular Velocity: the amount of balls you have to handle any given situation.

Employee to Boss: My maximum testicular velocity no longer allows me to put up with your BS.

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Dating you has diminished my testicular velocity proven by how many times I go to Target with you.

testicular velocity by Shellbell2 August 25, 2021