3 definitions by Shellbell2

boob advantage

Boob Advantage: When you are running late to work but because you have big boobs you make it there on time.

Girl traffic was bad this morning. I pulled into the parking lot at 8:05 am but thanks to my boob advantage they were already sitting on my desk at 8:00 am

by Shellbell2 August 26, 2021

testicular velocity

Testicular Velocity: the amount of balls you have to handle any given situation.

Employee to Boss: My maximum testicular velocity no longer allows me to put up with your BS.

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Dating you has diminished my testicular velocity proven by how many times I go to Target with you.

by Shellbell2 August 26, 2021

stray eyebrow

Stray eyebrow: it's a chin hair but you don't want to acknowledge reality

Shelley tells Randall "Well I was at the salon today and they found a stray eyebrow. Guess I'll apply to AAARP tomorrow."

by Shellbell2 August 26, 2021