Excrement

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.

by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007

experimental shadetree

1. A high-proof alcohol.

Yo, wanna come hit this experimental shadetree?

by w00tdogg June 18, 2009

Experimental Extraphysics

Experimental Extraphysics is a branch of extraphysics that seeks to experiment extraphysical theories, such as extraphysical mechanics, extraphysical computing and extraphysical level theory.

"Experimental Extraphysics would be the area of science that would be necessary to spend around trillions of dollars at initial investment on it, mainly because the technological needs of it and because the search for extraphysical existence and for extraphysical life."

"Experimental extraphysics really shows extraphysics are not a pseudoscience, but a field of science that would be necessary tons of investment and research on it. So, let's consider extraphysics as a protoscience for now."

by Full Monteirism January 6, 2021

NEUROSCIENCE COPROPHAGIA EXPERIMENT

It is this fact the MANDATORY SHITEATER in placeRETRIBUTION for pedophilia.

This is not the NEUROSCIENCE COPROPHAGIA EXPERIMENT which very elaborately us the act of retribution not imaginary as truly for real.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 14, 2021

excrement queen

queen of shit, total shit fetish.

my girl is a real excrement queen, i should put a flush handle on her.

by jonnythin pasqualealaleylalyealyelalye June 6, 2003

excrementalia

It is when excrement happens to be located around the genitalia. This can often be hard to remove but can be rather tasty when mixed with porridge oats or nut custard.

Gentleman: Oh dear, there seems to be a darkened substance around my genital region
Gangster: G, you gotz urslef a bad case of the excrementalia
Gentleman: Oh dear, What should one do to relieve himself of this predicament?
Gangsta: Manz, ur stuck for life unless you get some nut custard
Gentleman: What is this nut custard you speak of?
Gangsta: Itz tha answer to this padikamnt cuzzy bear.

by Michael Parry December 10, 2007

Excrementos

The breath mint of choice for people whose breath smells like feces

Steve:"So how'd the date go...did you guys make out?"
Jeff:"Na...the bitch chews excrementos.Wasn't in the mood to french kiss anus."

by arod1979 August 1, 2013