Trouser Explosion

Having or soon to have a massive boner, woodie or hard-on so large you will brutally erupt all over yourself. CAUTION: the act of a trouser explosion may impose to scrotem bursting, trouser leakage and major skin sack reduction.

Guy 1: Did you have fun last night with ur girl?
Guy 2: Yea but i had a major trouser explosion.
Guy 1:What happened?
Guy 2:She grabbed my wang.
Guy 1:Awsome!
Guy 2 :Yea except for one thing my cock popped.
Guy 1:Nice.
Guy 2:Plus it was ur sister and she drowned in semen
Guy 1:Nice.

by your worst n!ghtmare April 5, 2010

explosive diarrhea

When you're sitting on the pot and you've got diarrhea and you blast a dukie SO hard that it explodes out of your butt, leaving your toilet in ruins, and you with a bloody ass.

"Uh, mom? i think you need to check this...my diarrhea, kinda...exploded out of my ass."

by skank ass weasel May 1, 2003

Homo Explosion

1. When two or more people of the same gender participate in close relations in public
2. A sweet band

Sarah: Hey....let's go inside together alone

Julie: Okay sounds like a good idea!

Paul: WOW, Liza. Those two are making a homo explosion. Let's leave.

by mspoopydiaper June 18, 2010

Orgasmically Explosive

When you're just SO badass, you have exploding reproductive "juices"

1: "Dude, I'm like, totally, Orgasmically Explosive!"
2: "I think that's medically frowned upon."
1: "Oh well. You know it's awesome."

by Enrique Duque January 19, 2009

explosive flatulence

a fart so loud and volatile that the stench you just made makes cow shit smell like roses

DUDE!! Whats up with your explosive flatule---(deathly gasp)

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Explosive Diarrhea

A Haiku to Poo

Thunder from within
Legs Shaking, Pants down, Anus spillz
Fuck, my hole is RAW

Johnny- I think I just peed out of my butt
Leela-Sounds about right!
Explosive Diarrhea

by Sassssy Sissy February 7, 2010

explosive diarrhea

A situation where your semi-mexican friend has bragged too much about 'nothing being to hot for me' and has to prove it one night when eating wings.

Tony V. ate some hot-wings so blistering that when the explosvie diarrhea consumed him at 2am he screamed from his anus bursting into flames.

by WonderMonkey September 29, 2003