Essex

A place located in Baltimore County Maryland, filled with the nicest people in the world. Essex is no comparison for other counties in Maryland, and is amazing next to Dundalk. Essex may be filled with some teethless characters, but some fine people come out of this area.

-Hey! Whats that smell?
-It's Dundalk dude!
-Oh that's right, Essex is much better!

by jiggaloooowhoa June 19, 2008

Essex girl

smart, sassy, fun, and striving hard in life like everyone else.

"I'm a massive fan of the dictionary." -Essex girl

by Trishylikefishy November 10, 2021

Essex bash

a particularly enthusiastic and spontaneous wank.

I got really bored yesterday so I had a cheeky Essex bash.

by crhb May 23, 2011

johnathan essig

a man whore! a person that dates everyone in his grade!

johnathan essig dated 14 girls in 3 years
by:one of his ex's

by Masons EX November 15, 2017

Essi

The brightest star.
Others pale in comparison. a truly beautiful soul that you will never forget.
also a lesbian.

Michael: Wow. look at essi. she is so beautiful. i really want her.
Aleister: too bad she's a lesbian bro.

by shah the great and powerful January 13, 2019

Essex

Essex is a place formally known as the "tard capital" is is overpopulated with slags and trannywhores. Yet it is a hip place 2 live if u have no ambitions in life

omg look at the essex people, such tards

Wow look i almost got killed by the boy racers again

by essexbynature June 3, 2004

Ession

"Ession" originated in Sydney and has many many meanings. To "have an ession" means to have fun, in no way in particular. You can have an ession anywhere, any time. To go to an ession usually means to go to a piss-up or a party.

1) Dewy: Dude c'mon we've gotta go to class.
Jake: Fuck that dude, let's have an ession.
Dewy: We can have an ession on the way.
Jake: An ession on the way to class?

2) Liam: What are you doing tonight?
Shezza: Havin' an ession. Turn up.
Liam: Why not.

by Dewy Horne February 5, 2008