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Metal Elitist

A douchebag who insists that any band you mention that is not Black Metal, Death Metal, Folk Metal or Power Metal, sucks ass and is not metal at all. They'll often bombard said band with immature insults such as: "They make me want to eat my own cock and vomit."
Bands they prefer are almost always obscure and come from Scandinavia. They hate all bands that are popular. The only Thrash Metal band that is tolerated by Metal Elitist is Iron Maiden. The rest isn't even metal.
Random guy: Hmm, favorite metal bands? Pantera, Fear Factory, Crobar...

Metal Elitist: Oh my god, your list sucks fucking bloody rectum. Shit isn't even metal. Weird Al Yankadick can make better metal than those bands. Besides, all that shit is pop-rock, you fucking twit! I'd rather have tumors in my scrotum and my gooch than to listen to Bell's crying again.
by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017
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Elites

Elites are a fictional alien race in the Halo series by Bungie Studios. Until a civil war in Halo 2, they serve as one of the two primary commanding species in the caste system of the Covenant, an alliance of alien races

Yeah they're pretty much badass aliens. Know to carry sweet energy swords

The average Elite stands at eight feet, six inches (2.6 m).19 They have a quadruple-hinged jaw, with an upper jaw and four mandibles lined with sharp, pointed teeth
Elite: "hey"

Master Chief: "Uh hi"

Elites: "Well, uh... this is awkward"
by Ponchop August 5, 2010
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PC Elitist

Gamers who's soul purpose is to harass innocent people who disagree with their platform. They see themselves as gods but everyone else sees them as a 400 pound nerd
That PC elitist called me a fag because I am playing Wii.
by SUMFURRYTHING October 11, 2016
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Video Game Elitist

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Video game elitists are impotent, socially retarded fucksticks who honestly believe, with sincerity, that being able to push buttons and make simulated shit happen with any skill, is impressive to anyone over the age of eight and with an I.Q. higher than "drug testing chimp...'s post-flung shit".

In general, elitists of any kind, just standing around, are pathetic. It really should be legal, that if you saw an elitist, out assholing around town (or whatever they do) you could just wallop the bastard out of them for a good free minute, before being arrested and hauled off to court, where, you would receive a slap on the wrist. And by "slap on the wrist", I mean dinner for two at your choice of local, mid-range sit-down eateries.

In fact, the judge should award you a handful of Mrs. Fields cookies and hardy thank you for a job well done.
"You're doing God's work, Elitist basher!!!"

A -video game- elitist is so shitty, that they should, pretty much, be beaten all day long.
They should roll out of bed...directly into someone's fist and, the beating should last from that moment, to about the time they're knocked unconscious at night (after a long, hard day of "owning nubs", "pwning scrubs" and defecating into an official, limited edition, Unreal Tournament 3 Leet Helper "shitting bucket".
Video Game Elitist example that I was too tired, stupid and/or apathetic to write.
by Lig Na Baste March 1, 2009
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elite tiktok

the elite tiktok is NOT where you see the sound like dance videos or even the tré meme, look the elite side is where there's frogs, beans , children hanging them selves to the trè, people telling u to kill your family for the trè, and people dressed up as rats ruining straight tiktok songs
girl one: hey what's ur fyp like

girl two: im on the elite side I get lil huddy

girl one: shut up look at mine its elite tiktok
by tré love xdddd June 8, 2020
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elitism

A state of delusion in which one (The elitist) believes oneself - and a small group with whom one assosciates - to be less incompetent or more useful than the rest of society.
American societal structure has gained an even greater degree of elitism than high school.
by Der Capitan September 7, 2003
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Elite (From Halo)

From the Video Games Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, these kick ass aliens are the 3rd strongest alien in Halo 2. They are known for Being invisible and carrying Energy swords and Plasma Rifles
Damn...I couldnt see that elite with its stealth techniques!
by Vinatieri 4 NE February 17, 2005
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